(08-01-2016, 10:07 AM)Pdeathstar Wrote:  Sorry to fuck up your bliss, but I have MOAR feedback awards AND STARS. So, I'm the winner here.

  Good for you. Now quit wasting your time here and get busy fulfilling your eight expectations of greatness.

  P.S. And let me congratulate you on your Ministry Of Animal Resources feedback awards.
  While I'm not quite sure what this entails, I'm sure the animals were grateful.

well done on your star. better late than never. some folk have fat rounded stars. but i think there are some sexual favours being given to earn them :/ a line i will not cross.*


*for any mods listening, i would cross that line. i would do terrible disgusting things for one of those plump juicy stars. just PM me.

(08-02-2016, 02:33 AM)next Wrote:  

(08-01-2016, 10:07 AM)Pdeathstar Wrote:  Sorry to fuck up your bliss, but I have MOAR feedback awards AND STARS. So, I'm the winner here.

  Good for you. Now quit wasting your time here and get busy fulfilling your eight expectations of greatness.

  P.S. And let me congratulate you on your Ministry Of Animal Resources feedback awards.
  While I'm not quite sure what this entails, I'm sure the animals were grateful.

DYING.

I think he spelled it improperly on purpose so that we'd be forced to fight with him about it.

(08-01-2016, 10:07 AM)Pdeathstar Wrote:  Sorry to fuck up your bliss, but I have MOAR feedback awards AND STARS. So, I'm the winner here.

Nope. Yours are just starfish.

Someone took away my extra feedback award

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(08-02-2016, 02:33 AM)Next Wrote:  

(08-01-2016, 10:07 AM)Pdeathstar Wrote:  Sorry to fuck up your bliss, but I have MOAR feedback awards AND STARS. So, I'm the winner here.

  Good for you. Now quit wasting your time here and get busy fulfilling your eight expectations of greatness.

  P.S. And let me congratulate you on your Ministry Of Animal Resources feedback awards.
  While I'm not quite sure what this entails, I'm sure the animals were grateful.

Look. I don't know why your being such a dick, making of of my animal resources award. It's totally not what you think... Piles of shit, anyone can handle... But pleasure as a resource to be milked fresh from a wild stallion... well, that is a matter that only Q can solve. Personally I'm proud of it.

(08-02-2016, 05:55 AM)Pdeathstar Wrote:  Someone took away my extra feedback award

Yes, because you broke the first rule of feedback award

Don't talk about the.... Ohhhh.

(08-02-2016, 04:23 AM)shemthepenman Wrote:  well done on your star. better late than never. some folk have fat rounded stars. but i think there are some sexual favours being given to earn them :/ a line i will not cross.*


*for any mods listening, i would cross that line. i would do terrible disgusting things for one of those plump juicy stars. just PM me.

No need to cross that line Shem. I cracked the mystery of the fat rounded stars a while ago, it's to do with the amount of posts that you have — over 500 posts and you get plump juicy stars, under 500 posts and you get skinny puny stars.

Don't let this put you off from offering sexual favours to the mods though if that's what you want to do but from what I've heard you have to be in the 500+ club before they will accept those kind of favours.

What kinds of sexual favors do these mods accept?

QUIX! I just read your chicken poem. Shit's epic. It has all the makings of a children's story or.. something like green eggs and ham. Just need something to tie the stories together.

(08-02-2016, 12:34 PM)Pdeathstar Wrote:  QUIX! I just read your chicken poem. Shit's epic. It has all the makings of a children's story or.. something like green eggs and ham. Just need something to tie the stories together.

You guys are so effing cute.

I want a namesake

(08-02-2016, 12:34 PM)Pdeathstar Wrote:  QUIX! I just read your chicken poem. Shit's epic. It has all the makings of a children's story or.. something like green eggs and ham. Just need something to tie the stories together.

aw, thanks. P, you always know just what to say.  
I wrote them by accident as a game with a friend, but if I could just figure out why a room full of possums would ever decide to write poetry in the first place, maybe it would be a story ... Not that parents would let their kids read about chickens getting squashed on the highway.      Anyway ...

By the way, I never could figure out the answer to the three word poem.   Then they all started talking about who has "stars upon thars" and I half expected the guy from "Sneeches" to show up with his star on/off machine ... But maybe they did solve it and I missed it?  Something about Kurt Vonnegut? Anyway ...

Quix

The three words make up a geographic location. I posted a link to the website in one of the clues... if you enter in those three words you get the location of Kurt Vonnoguts childhood home.

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there are a lot of dark nursery rhymes... remeber that one about all the barn animals eating each other?

I can't get the map thing to work ... But that's probably me, technology is not my friend.

And yes, there are lots of greusome children's stories from the olden days. I have a complete "Brothers Grimm" and in almost every story someone dies, loses a body part, or eats a child. But parents are so overprotective these days, you can't write that stuff anymore.

(08-02-2016, 08:52 PM)Quixilated Wrote:  I can't get the map thing to work ... But that's probably me, technology is not my friend.

And yes, there are lots of greusome children's stories from the olden days.  I have a complete "Brothers Grimm" and in almost every story someone dies, loses a body part, or eats a child.   But parents are so overprotective these days, you can't write that stuff anymore.  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR9CDu6MDe4

Ew! Ew ew ew ew!!!!!

I rescind my statement about today's parents.

(08-02-2016, 01:09 PM)lizziep Wrote:  I want a namesake

Be careful what you wish for.

(08-02-2016, 08:26 PM)Quixilated Wrote:  ... but if I could just figure out why a room full of possums would ever decide to write poetry in the first place, maybe it would be a story ...
Quix

They get bored, they have prehensile tail's...  it's devil's-workshop time in bard's-ville.

(08-02-2016, 07:52 AM)ambrosial revelation Wrote:  

(08-02-2016, 04:23 AM)shemthepenman Wrote:  well done on your star. better late than never. some folk have fat rounded stars. but i think there are some sexual favours being given to earn them :/ a line i will not cross.*

*for any mods listening, i would cross that line. i would do terrible disgusting things for one of those plump juicy stars. just PM me.

No need to cross that line Shem. I cracked the mystery of the fat rounded stars a while ago, it's to do with the amount of posts that you have — over 500 posts and you get plump juicy stars, under 500 posts and you get skinny puny stars.

Don't let this put you off from offering sexual favours to the mods though if that's what you want to do but from what I've heard you have to be in the 500+ club before they will accept those kind of favours.

     No stinkin' fat stars for me!!
     Real poets are lean and hungry, think too much, and are dangerous. *



* Here's Julius Caesar busy jus' sayin':    

    Let me have men about me that are fat;
    Sleek-headed men and such as sleep o' nights:
    Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look;
    He thinks too much: such men are dangerous.

(Cassius was known for his anti-authoritarian poetry; his street name was: "Anti-Fascist Cassius".)

Quote:Quix wrote:
if I could just figure out why a room full of possums would ever decide to write poetry in the first place,

Since when is there a reason for writing poetry? Maybe they're just dreamy creatures whose brains are running a bit too fast for them.

oh true I suppose .. I mean if we're already willing to suspend belief in reality enough to allow anthropomorphised possums to be writing/literate, then what they're writing about wouldn't be too much more of a stretch ... Just seemed like they might need back story, but maybe like those monkeys that are always jumping on the bed, they can just exist in their own pocket universe apart from reasons and reason.

(08-02-2016, 09:26 PM)next Wrote:  

(08-02-2016, 01:09 PM)lizziep Wrote:  I want a namesake

Be careful what you wish for.

This is a.....threat? Declarative statement? Random cliche? Portending of good things?

Emoticons, Next. Embrace them.