Poems that can't be made better by using more than three words

[QDeathstar]

Well, if your asking for for a namesake it's gonna be something you don't want. I'm voting for Lizzie the Lezzy because although I know nothing about you, it'd be fun.

[Lizzie]

Well, if your asking for for a namesake it's gonna be something you don't want. I'm voting for Lizzie the Lezzy because although I know nothing about you, it'd be fun.

God, I wish there was a middle finger emoticon.

Lizzy the Lezzy is already a person. I've seen that name somewhere.....
Here it is: http://lizzythelezzy.com/

Wait, why are we re-naming me again?

[ellajam]

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God, I wish there was a middle finger emoticon.

Read between the lines.

[Quixilated]

Wait, why are we re-naming me again?

Because .... 

You guys are so effing cute.

I want a namesake

However, i was confused by that statement.  Who has a namesake? 

[ellajam]

I once had a fave site that had tons of good ones, the simplicity here was startling at first. But it is a site of words so we have to use them instead, though I still miss *hanging man*.

[QDeathstar]

K

I want one for wanking.

[Lizzie]

You guys are so effing cute.

I want a namesake

However, i was confused by that statement.  Who has a namesake?    


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Serious? You and Q! Or P. Or QP. Or QTPie. Whatever the fuck he goes by these days. You guys are the Q's. Like the royal family of letters that are too elitist to be frequently used.

You have a special bond, and I hated you two for it. And loved you. And hated you again. Then back to love. I was languishing in grump that day.

[Quixilated]

I want one for wanking.

one of these could already be that ... both these guys look sketchy ...      or this guy     I mean, we can't see their hands.  


and ... Hanging man?  Story please!!!!

[Lizzie]

K

I want one for wanking.

Preeeeety sure that's a girl masturbating there.

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 I mean, we can't see their hands.  

Wouldn't the masturbating guy look like this

For the longest time I thought that this was a BJ emoticon And I thought that tectak was a total frat boy for having that as his avatar. I get it now, though.

[QDeathstar]

Clan of the Q's.


But nah, is reserved for when we are getting a

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is for when a new girl gives you the finger unexpectantly....

[ellajam]

Ah, hanging man, he was a simple face with a dainty red noose, sort of looked like a Christmas ornament at first glance. He was just so good at expressing the way I feel often.

[QDeathstar]

I meant...something else.

https://www.google.com/search?q=when+the...ent=safari

[Lizzie]

I meant...something esle.

BJ, finger...got it. You have to admit, the context was a bit confusing.

[QDeathstar]

bad pseudo-pun.

[Lizzie]

Clan of the Q's.

Q Dynasty
Keeping up with the Q's
A Q of our own
If you ain't Q, that won't do

[shemthepenman]

well done on your star. better late than never. some folk have fat rounded stars. but i think there are some sexual favours being given to earn them :/ a line i will not cross.*


*for any mods listening, i would cross that line. i would do terrible disgusting things for one of those plump juicy stars. just PM me.

No need to cross that line Shem. I cracked the mystery of the fat rounded stars a while ago, it's to do with the amount of posts that you have — over 500 posts and you get plump juicy stars, under 500 posts and you get skinny puny stars.

Don't let this put you off from offering sexual favours to the mods though if that's what you want to do but from what I've heard you have to be in the 500+ club before they will accept those kind of favours.

really? is that true? is that posts or threads? if posts you're close. i am like miles away :/ wait though, i am sure i have seen fat stars on losers with less stars than me! can that be even possible? i might have dreamt it, though. anyway, cheers for that.

and shit, this will be a piece of piss, now that 3 random words constitute a 6 page thread worthy poem! OP for the win!

[QDeathstar]

Thanks Shem, i do my best

[shemthepenman]

Thanks Shem, i do my best

just calling it like i see it. you've quite possibly invented a new school of poetry; and i'm getting in on the ground floor. shit, i ain't going to be the one on the wrong side of history. like they said in that film "no one wants to be part of the generation that ignored another van gogh."

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shit, i'm already breaking the rules.

[QDeathstar]

Well, Shem, you should be happy to know that as the Inventor(capitalized like a G) of the three word format of post-modern poetry, the Q'ster (me) has decided that rules are of limited use. You're winner.

[Lizzie]

So, about word games and the enjoyment (or not) of them and whether or not they constitute something worth reading, here's an excerpt from the introduction to Finnegan's Wake (yes, I'm still in the in introduction because apparently it takes a novel to introduce the novel):

"Taken most simply, the Wake can be regarded as one huge 'crossmess parzel' -- as an immensely entertaining compilation of puns, riddles, word games, linguistic curiosities, and bits of cultural trivia that everywhere yields, at the least, the pleasure of a 'crossword puzzle.' Who will not enjoy Joyce's wicked single-letter reformation of the familiar cautionary proverb in the Wakean phrase 'look before you leak, dears'; his redubbing of the robust, pottage-craving Esau and his devious brother Jacob as 'Jerkoff and Eatsoup'; his merging of the Catholic Trinity and Hegelian dialectic 'in the name of the former and of the latter and of their holocaust. All-men'; or the discovery that the garbled elements in a naboc and erics and oinnos on kingclud and xoxxoxo and xooxoxxxoxoxxoxxx' -- are simply anagrammatic scramblings of 'steak and peas and bacon and rices and onions on duckling and (if you replace the x's with consonants and the o's with vowels) cabbage and boiled protestants'? Word games like these are the stuff, the medium, and the essence of Finnegan's Wake. Especially because the book is not narrative-driven (Joyce pointed out that 'the book really has no beginning or end...It ends in the middle of a sentence and begins in the middle of the same sentence') it is theoretically possible to start reading Finnegan's Wake anywhere and still derive pleasure and reward from it. Perhaps the only way not to enjoy Finnegan's Wake is to expect that one has to plod through it word by word making sense of everything in linear order."

I hope that makes sense. I'm trying to type this as I boil spaghetti next to me. Yes, my laptop is on the stove. Multi-tasking!!!