Poems that can't be made better by using more than three words

[Leanne]

These three words.

It's not rocket surgery, folks

[QDeathstar]

Ok.

No, that wasn't the challeng. The challenge was to break free of the burden of my three words and unleash them on the world in all of their glory.

I ended up doing a line of coke and it gave me the courage to say FUCK YOU WORDS IM THE FUCKING MAN AND ILL SHARE YOU LIKE THE DIRTY WHORE YOU ARE IF I WANT TOO.


Without further ado:


Geocoordiated Addresses Might Mingle While Mortals Sleep

zooms.
maple.
until


First person to "get" it gets a $25 Amazon e-gift card. If no one gets it I'll provide a clue, but the value of the prize will decrease by half for each clue I give.

[Leanne]

Get your hand off it, P

[QDeathstar]

What happened to your signature, Leanne?

[Quixilated]

At the risk of sounding mental, I'm hazarding a guess that zoom has something to do with the cloud, maple has something to do with maple programming, but I know nothing of math, science, or technology so still can't crack the secret ... This whole business is going to land me in the nut house. Instead of a clue, can you Just pm me the answer ... I've had to build a new engine room in my brain labeled "cracking the mystery of P's poem". But the gears are starting to smoke and I fear it's only a matter of time before the whole thing breaks down.

[Lizzie]

Geocoordiated Addresses Might Mingle While Mortals Sleep

zooms.
maple.
until

I don't like poems that don't make simple, singular, immediate sense

[Quixilated]

Oh I'm loving the drama. This has been a deliciously entertaining way to unveil a poem. It's like poetry theater, the "will he won't he/to be or not to be," lots of angst and mystery, The twist where a poem is playing the villain instead of the hero ... all leading up to an Indian Jones worthy cipher where a treasure awaits the first person who cracks it. This is one of my favorite poems ever. I don't know if this is all "part of the poem" the way some artists incorporate the audience as part of the art, but either way, it's been grand. Having the poem be nearly indecipherable is a perfect ending.

[QDeathstar]

I am glad you like it Quix, but I think most people are genuinely pissed off about the whole thing.

How long should I give you all before I offer a clue (at the cost of prize value)


btw, the clues you need to solve it are fully contained within the poem and the theme of the topic. There are no tricks.

[Leanne]

What happened to your signature, Leanne?

I played with it too much and it fell off

[QDeathstar]

bad times.

[QDeathstar]

I'm going to give away a clue in a few hours... So if you want the big monies start solving quicklies.

[shemthepenman]

Oh I'm loving the drama.    This has been a deliciously entertaining way to unveil a poem. It's like poetry theater, the "will he won't he/to be or not to be," lots of angst and mystery, The twist where a poem is playing the villain instead of the hero ... all leading up to an Indian Jones worthy cipher where a treasure awaits the first person who cracks it.  This is one of my favorite poems ever.    I don't know if this is all "part of the poem" the way some artists incorporate the audience as part of the art, but either way, it's been grand.  Having the poem be nearly indecipherable is a perfect ending.

oh, get a room.

[QDeathstar]

Clue #1

These are the key phrases

Three word Geocoordiated Address While Mortals Sleep

zooms.
maple.
until

Should totally be easy now.

[shemthepenman]

this cryptic crossword puzzle clue, pretentiously posing as a poem, seems to be your sublimation for a kept virginity. let it go. get a prostitute. am i close?

[QDeathstar]

I actually lol'd.

Not a bad guess, but this has nothing to do with my virginity so far as I can tell.

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You lot were the ones saying you enjoyed a poem you couldn't understand. And here I offer up a poem with a cypher and a real reward, instead of that pseudo-metaphysical meaning crap y'all were slinging and bitches still be complaining.


Shhhhhiiiiiittttttt.

[next]

Jeez! Just figured it out.

It's a Pokémon GO promotion.

[RiverNotch]

Jeez! Just figured it out.

It's a Pokémon GO promotion.

i bet it's not even a rare one.

should i pull out the beads now?

[QDeathstar]

Jeez! Just figured it out.

It's a Pokémon GO promotion.

bro. I already said this has nothing to do with my virginity.

[shemthepenman]

I actually lol'd.

Not a bad guess, but this has nothing to do with my virginity so far as I can tell.

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You lot were the ones saying you enjoyed a poem you couldn't understand.  And here I offer up a poem with a cypher and a real reward, instead of that pseudo-metaphysical meaning crap y'all were slinging and bitches still be complaining.


Shhhhhiiiiiittttttt.

phew, least someone's got a sense of humour round here. Anyway, there is a difference between a "guess what I'm thinking" poem and a difficult poem. I think I even mentioned this in one of my rambles. Personally I hate poems that only mean one thing, especially when that one meaning turns out to be an anagram for maps or some such. And even worse when they are so obscure that no one could get them in a million years. But that Is only as far as they are called 'poems' because other than that I like word games, so this is pretty interesting on that level. The closest I could come was a weak anagram concerning Zeus and maps. But the title, possible something to do with Berkeley's idealism. Other than that, I'm not getting it.

[QDeathstar]

here is clue 2

http://bfy.tw/6zKS