I care about whales, they’re a passion of mine
(my dear, this beluga is simply divine)
Those African kiddies, they’re starving you know
(You’ve noticed my diamond? I do love the glow)
I won’t touch a drop of that poisonous drink
(yes, botoxed this morning love, what do you think?)
The fossil fuel waste is a great tragedy
(this D&G tracksuit is all PVC)
I’d never wear mink, it just causes affront
(Pip pip, tally ho! Let’s get on with the hunt.)
(my dear, this beluga is simply divine)
Those African kiddies, they’re starving you know
(You’ve noticed my diamond? I do love the glow)
I won’t touch a drop of that poisonous drink
(yes, botoxed this morning love, what do you think?)
The fossil fuel waste is a great tragedy
(this D&G tracksuit is all PVC)
I’d never wear mink, it just causes affront
(Pip pip, tally ho! Let’s get on with the hunt.)
It could be worse

