Must Have Missed The Ark

[Leanne]

I’ve never seen a platypus
In Noah’s mighty boat
I didn’t see him try to put
Two wallabies afloat

He had no grey koalas
Climbing up his cabin wall
There’s no sign of goannas
Or echidnas there at all

Yet someone must have saved them
Or they wouldn’t still be here
God must have had a backup plan
For southern hemisphere

It occurs that for this job
That Noah couldn’t do
God must have picked a Koori
In a bloody big canoe

[Wildcard]

I'm still laughing at this. Nicely done.

[Leanne]

Laughing? I'm serious you know. I can't believe there's something the Bible doesn't explain properly...

[billy]

and god said to Noah,
"go to auz and save a couple of echidnas and while you're at it, get two of those ugly fuckin duck billed thingies."
noah replies, "where the fuck's auz, God" and God walks away ranting;
"i knew i should have got charlton heston for this puppy"

funny as hell Leanne.

[Aish]

*assumes her teacher/mommy tone*

Since when does the Beeblay list specific yanimals, young lady? I believe it was simply 7 of the clean, 2 of the unclean.

*drops tone*

Formidably gifted, Leanne...

[Leanne]

Why, I don't know what yer sayin there ma'am. No animal's clean if yer workin in the stables, lessen they shit Domestos.

[Aish]

Domestos? Are those like self-cleaning Doritos?

[Leanne]

Haha, yes, that will do.

[Aish]

Eh, that'll do pig, that'll do... *squeeeeeeeee oink*

[grannyjill]

Hi, Leanne,

I think the rules on here are that I can't simply say 'I loved this'....but, blow the damn rules...'I loved this'

Have you ever read my poem 'Why has Adam got a belly-button?'...(Edit - And Eve, for that matter) yep, I ponder on these things, too.

Bye, grannyjill

[Leanne]

I haven't read it, Jill, I shall look it up What a sad world it would be if nobody contemplated navels... Thanks for stopping by.

[grannyjill]

Hi, Leanne - you would never have found it. It's taken me ages, written when I first began writing 'pomes' (sic) in 1997.
Here goes.

Have you ever look at Adam?
Really looked, I mean.
There's a strange anomaly
Waiting to be seen.

Didn't God create him
From the pristine clay?
So, how come he's got a navel
Shown as clear as day?

Whilst we're on the subject
Was he a rib-bone short?
(God, on his next project
Used one as a last resort)

He fashioned Adam's lady
(Voluptuous and divine)
To bring him creature comforts
And take washing off the line.

But, Adam made a sacrifice
Gave up what once he owned
So, he MUST have had a rib less.
Be lopsided and unboned.

Well! I'm waiting for your answer
Why did Adam have a navel?
And something else I want to know
Who were wives to Cain and Abel?

[Leanne]

I always thought "Cain and Abel" would make a good name for a sadomasochist shop

I don't think we're supposed to ponder these things, Jill... if we start questioning the simple stuff, all sorts of other inconsistencies might start to pop out at us and who knows what might have been done for the wrong reasons throughout history?

[Aish]

I could sooooo own a fetish shop. A real one, not those shitty little hell hole porn shops with dime store quality riding crops. Hand made, custom fit, fetish.
*sigh*

[Leanne]

Mmmm... leather...

[Aish]