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10-03-2021, 05:08 PM
(This post was last modified: 10-03-2021, 05:08 PM by RiverNotch.)
Golden Slumbers
It's hard to lull a bull to by,
where he's too old
and it's too cold,
but much harder to get a rise,
so make sure, Bljad, the bed's not dry.
this is a deliberate riff on beenz's thing, entirely for fun xD
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10-04-2021, 04:50 AM
(This post was last modified: 10-04-2021, 04:53 AM by CRNDLSM.)
This is good, I've been trying to come up with a response but it's not working.
Women will never know the horror
of a 3 am rush to relieve a rod
where someone left the toilet seat
down.
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I Gotta Go
When us old farts
are drinking hops,
we'll coax our cocks
(that old cyclops),
but only piss
in starts and stops,
less steady stream,
more lemon drops.
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maybe i should rename this to piss thread. "1st Annual Piss-Pen Poems Day"
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Didn't mean to hijack the thread, I thought one of us was 'taking the piss' not sure which though, the expression confuses me
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Oh no, the original's about piss too, it's more than fine xD
