General Tso Seizes Power

[Lizzie]

Delicious dysentery~
the Trojan Horse of China
subjugates the States.

[vagabond]

war of food chains? or has there been a recent scandal involving salmonellae or rats?

kudos, zongtang,
that´s a long-sighted plan,
although chicken mc nuggets
tend to pass with less struggle.
people are loving a fail-safe delight,
and germ-less as well, so profundly fried.
you´re late, the clown´s faster
feeding us (to our master)