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#1
02-13-2016, 04:35 AM
Yo Mama
is so fat she creates
gravitational waves.
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QDeathstar Offline
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02-13-2016, 04:56 AM
I saw this made breaking news on all major news sites... Not really seeing this as applicable science appreciable by anyone, well... Save for the fat jokes
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02-13-2016, 05:15 AM
(02-13-2016, 04:56 AM)Qdeathstar Wrote:  I saw this made breaking news on all major news sites... Not really seeing this as applicable science appreciable by anyone, well... Save for the fat jokes

It was something I saw on The Guardian newspaper website yesterday. Amid lots of serious discussion about one of the most significant scientific discoveries ever it suddenly descended into 'Yo Mama' jokes and the world was normal again.
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#4
02-13-2016, 12:43 PM
I read the Guardian article after seeing this. Swear every scientists contribution coulda been its own poem.
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02-13-2016, 12:58 PM
Bad poetry do scientists write,
when gazing upon the starry night,
stick to science their poetry's shite!

Seriously, I was out surfing gravity waves and got bit by Sirius! Ta ching!
How long after picking up the brush, the first masterpiece?

The goal is not to obfuscate that which is clear, but make clear that which isn't.
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02-13-2016, 12:59 PM
(02-13-2016, 12:43 PM)Weeded Wrote:  I read the Guardian article after seeing this. Swear every scientists contribution coulda been its own poem.

I think they must know that the Nobel prize for Physics is already taken so they are all trying for the Nobel prize for Literature instead.
(02-13-2016, 12:58 PM)Erthona Wrote:  Seriously, I was out surfing gravity waves and got bit by Sirius! Ta ching!

Are you sure it was Sirius, 95% of alleged Sirius sightings actually turn out to be alien aircraft, it's a common mistake to make.
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02-24-2016, 03:24 AM
AmbrosialR - In my early youth, my best friend next door had a huge nice mother. Now I know why so many were drawn to her gravitation. LOL. Namyh
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