A Young Romantic Hits the High Notes

[Leanne]

No I don't, I work in air conditioning. I'm storing up the cool so that I can face Dale in his underground lair.

[just mercedes]

He has underground hair? Wait ... my bad.

[ChristopherSea]

He has underground hair? Wait ... my bad.

You see that beard on his face?

He's got the same thing burgeoning below the belt!

[bena]

I cannot properly respond to any of this due to the tears streaming down my face.

Dale is a merkin, though....so why should we be surprised about the underground hair.

[Erthona]

Merkins are Marvelous

You want to talk hair? You should check out my underground astronomy, I have to comb it at least twice a day so I can fully sit down, or else I'll be bouncing off the chair. Such are the trial and tribulations of the hirsute life. women love me because they no longer need a dog.

A song for mel

Down to here, down to there--STOP!
I never have to cut it cause it stops by itself!
OH! Give me a butt with hair, long silky hair.
Grow it, show it, long as I can grow it my butt hair!  

Another song to be stuck in your head all day.  Your welcome  

dale

[ellajam]

women love me because they no longer need a dog.

[rayheinrich]

... women love me because they no longer need a dog.

 

[Erthona]

" I’m not so sure what I have to say, but I certainly enjoy making sentences. - Gore Vidal"

Well it's nice to know someone liked his sentences. I have an admitted prejudice against the intellectually elite, probably because I am not

Confusion Deified

I could say something confusing Ray,
in fact I have to fight to not be confusing,
I just don't feel like being confused today
--even though I think I am...Sam. 

My feelings and my thoughts often conflict as to my current state of being.
Do you understand? I think you should, since you are as confused as I am.

Confused or not, those last two lines came out perfectly even, but it only happens just that one time. See? This is why I hate Gore Vidal...and why did he change his first name to "Gore"? "Eugene" is a perfectly good name. I guess it's hard to be an intellectually elite with the first name of "Eugene", although "Eugène Ionesco" was fairly elite, despite the fact he wrote in French. Poor Romania. "I will weep for you poor Romania." Sounds like a third world musical.

I will weep for you poor Romania
I'm sorry that I had to leave you,
and then deceive you, and all the world
who thinks that I am a Frenchie,
in accolades they drench me,
as though I were a "German Goo Girl." 

Do you think Madonna would take the part?
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To bad I am already the god Assmore, the above would be worth some deification. How many confusing things do I have to write to become a major god? I'm thinking I would make a great sea god. I could turn the hair on my ass to seaweed and have the mermaids come nibble on it (both if your wondering). I think that would tickle me to death, or Hades if you prefer (I never liked the Roman gods. I much preferred the Greek Hippie gods).  



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