08-23-2014, 04:09 AM
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< aubade to world peace >
This morning I was imagining world peace
while masturbating in the shower and all that
righteous energy felt so good I hurt myself
but it's only a small tear and though it did
bleed a lot it was a small price to pay for
bringing about world peace and I felt so
inspired that I (after some awkward, futile,
and actually quite painful attempts involving
the use of some overly adhesive and altogether
inadequate bandages) secured a large bottle
of inferior (though far surpassing the quality
of the still attached, uselessly dangling,
bandages) wine and after a few glasses I could
feel it happening, I could feel I was (acting
locally as all the various advocates of world
peace are always advising) bringing about
world peace.
Image: "Imagine" - various peace sites
Please note: Nothing in the above aubade should be construed
as an attempt by the author to promulgate a pro-war agenda
of any sort, especially one that involves potatoes.
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