< we are pleased to inform you that your modest proposal has been accepted >

[rayheinrich]

The rich had there way with us peasants;
They skinned us and ate us as pheasants.
We were tasty (though tough),
but they've never enough;
deep-fried children, it seems, make fine presents.

[Mopkins]

Pheasants make for pleasant presents,
much better than choc’lates or scents.
You keep them as pets
eat them with carrots
or cuddle them if that's your bent.

[Erthona]

Women and children first!

Dale

[Mopkins]

charming attitude Dale

[rayheinrich]

Women and children first!
Dale

1. The children are tender.
2. The women don't have those annoying little dangly parts
    that burn and set the flavor of the whole thing off.

[Namyh]

rayheinrich - Just when you can dine at the table of modestly accepted proposals, you find out that you are the lunch.
I liked this: "deep-fried children, it seems, make fine presents"
This was fun rayh and I enjoyed. Namyh

[billy]

i'll just have dessert please

[AlternativeEye]

I enjoyed this. Thoughtful wordplay.

[ChristopherSea]

Burp... This is the antithesis of the left-wing slogan: Eat the Rich. Thanks for stirring up my breakfast Ray.

[rayheinrich]

Modest Proposal

[Erthona]

Nice piece of ass. Medium rare I'd say;
but only the girls, cause I am not gay.

[billy]

cook em all i say. and feed em to the poor......i was joking for god's sake.

just cook the plump ones.