My Old Friend Sam Plagiarised This
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It is a youngish mariner
And he's stopping one of four
'By your bushy beard and leering eye,
Why push me on the floor?


My husband's mates are all around
I am expected in
I may get wet but not just yet
I hope you're not too thin.''

He holds her with his chubby hand
''Here is my dick'' coughs he
''Hands off, you fucking creep!''
Eftsoons he touched her knee.
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#2
"My husband's mates are all around
and I'm expected in"

This sounds familiar.

dale the marry-nar
How long after picking up the brush, the first masterpiece?

The goal is not to obfuscate that which is clear, but make clear that which isn't.
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(05-16-2014, 04:16 AM)Erthona Wrote:  "My husband's mates are all around
and I'm expected in"

This sounds familiar.

dale the marry-nar

Wink It began v properly, but I got carried away with the metre.
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#4
Can't have that, not with Coleridge! An eye for an eye that!


Dale
How long after picking up the brush, the first masterpiece?

The goal is not to obfuscate that which is clear, but make clear that which isn't.
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#5
Isn't Eftsoons the name of a pub in Penge?
It could be worse
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#6
Penge? In London or South Africa?


dale the qerious
How long after picking up the brush, the first masterpiece?

The goal is not to obfuscate that which is clear, but make clear that which isn't.
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(05-16-2014, 09:55 AM)Leanne Wrote:  Isn't Eftsoons the name of a pub in Penge?

'tisn't, but eftsoons 'twill be. We can sing the old Crystal Palace songs there as well as in the Crooked Billet. I'm known for my rendering of the 'Jolly Old Iguanodon' --but it's a locals only thing.

It is a hamlet of verse and song, home of Walter de la Mare --and -- Gwyer 'Penge's Poetic Potato Salesman'. My style rather takes after him....Wink

(05-16-2014, 09:59 AM)Erthona Wrote:  Penge? In London or South Africa?


dale the qerious

London. It's like this, all of it..http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5d/Penge_Watermen%27s_Almshouses.JPG
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