10/9c

[rayheinrich]

I wrote this bitch-fucking poem. It's about being a rapist. Raping some bitch after you marry her and she's still in love with some other bloke.

It's the story of America. The American Tragedy Dreiser! Fuck.

"A cigarette from that pack was cold
like a frozen carrot stick.
I chewed on the end as I lighted it.
It came on like a flashlight
while I watched tv."

Great film noir imagery!

[rowens]

That was a metaphor for my grandma who never loved me. Because she died before I was born. That's my life.

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I put two and two together. You think I take this shit seriously? Two and two. That's heavy shit. What you think? I put two and two, every time!

[Erthona]

The correct term, by the way, is 'votarient'.

As in:
"... and I’m sure you'll be back to normal, dropping those
pearls of wisdom on all of your admiring votarients.


Well see, that just shows to go you. Back in the 13th century "votarients" meant "ants that vote" (and maybe some of you know this already if you is an educated person, but "vote" back then meant "boat" due to the great consonant shift of 1492, where everyone got together and decided that henceforth, a "v" will be a "b") some people erroneously think it is "voter aunts", but this was long before women got the right to vote (and that was a sad thing indeed. Now we vote on a feller based on how "cute" he is, or a woman, like Margaret Thatcher, or Ann Richards [who was elected president of Texas for awhile, until people found out she was a liberal, cause it says in the Texas constitution that no liberal can be president of Texas] who are uglier than any other woman, so they pose no threat). So one wasn't a pests and became one, and one was a pest and became something else. The second one is kind of like people in Australia. Of course today Australia is the second best place to live, Texas being the first, but Ray already knew that.

Well I guess we better turn this hi-jacked thread back over to "Rowens What the Fuck" It was nice of him to let us stay here overnight, but it sounds like he wants to confess to being a bitch rapist from America. Thank God Texas isn't apart of that Turkey shoot.

Dale

[rowens]

I thought I commented on this earlier. But now I think about it, I don't think I did.

That WTF business is what came with the site. I'd rather it say nothing under my username. I don't mean "nothing", I mean nothing at all. Blank space nothing. Otherwise people will think I'm just trying to be funny when I critique Newly Registered stuff. I get private messages about that all the time. They think that WTF business under my username means I was just joshing in my critique and they want to know what I really think.

[Erthona]

I have never read your explanation on the "WTF" business (of course I was dead for awhile and thus not reading what was on the site so I might have missed it). I understand though cause I had something pretty good under my name and someone went and changed it without asking me, and now I can't ask them to change it back cause I forgot what it was (dying didn't do shit to help my memory). Personally, and this is purely personal, I think you should get it changed to "BFE" cause that way more fits your writing style than "WTF", and mainly because it keeps you to Three letters so as not to upset the rest of the folks here, making them go off their meds and stuff like that, as it don't take much to push them over the edge. That's one of the advantages to being a fictionalized character, you can't go off the edge unless the guy writing you makes you go off the edge, and if you can find that guy and kill him like the fictionalized character who created me did, then it's all clear sailing.

dale

[rayheinrich]

That was a metaphor for my grandma who never loved me. Because she died before I was born. That's my life.

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I put two and two together. You think I take this shit seriously? Two and two. That's heavy shit. What you think? I put two and two, every time!

My aunt Beth sold acid to your grandma.

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WTF
What's This For?
It's an abbreviation for Waste Treatment Facility.


This Monday I will fictionalize a character and it will
turn around and kill me. These are the instructions in
the journal. "In the olden days," reads the journal,
"I called it 'disposable identity'. But times change."
(Every Monday to be exact.)

... to the great consonant shift of 1492, where everyone got together and decided that henceforth, a "v" will be a "b") some people erroneously think it is "voter aunts"...

This theory of 'punctuated consonant shift', while quite the
vogue, is poorly supported by the most recent scientic studies.
Denying "Consonantal drift" girmly laces zou pon she rong slide
pof istory.

...The second one is kind of like people in Australia. Of course today Australia is the second best place to live, Texas being the first, but Ray already knew that.

A common typo. Austria is the second best place to live.
Australia isn't even on the list, and Texas is slightly
below Australia and way to right of it.

"... Thank God Texas isn't apart of that Turkey shoot. "

If it CAN be shot, Texas IS part of it.

[Erthona]

"If it CAN be shot, Texas IS part of it."

Yeah as long as Texas is doing the shooting, but not getting shot at. But that's not what you meant to say, so let me correct you. Instead of "Turkey Shoot" insert---> "Cluster Fuck", and don't try and say Texas would be part of that, cause we wouldn't. For one thing even though Texans like fucking as much as anyone, we don't like it in groups so much, sure maybe here in Austin where all the liars, er politicians are, but not in the rural areas (besides after you get a sheep well trained you don't want to go messing with its head. Plus your wife would say, although I haven't met her recently, she would say, "Hell no, Ray's already got more pussy than he can handle!"

BTW have you heard from your good friend Carrot Sale lately?

Later dude, I gotta go pick a bone with Lee and her friend.

Dale

[rayheinrich]

"If it CAN be shot, Texas IS part of it."

Yeah as long as Texas is doing the shooting, but not getting shot at. But that's not what you meant to say, so let me correct you. Instead of "Turkey Shoot" insert---> "Cluster Fuck", and don't try and say Texas would be part of that, cause we wouldn't. For one thing even though Texans like fucking as much as anyone, we don't like it in groups so much, sure maybe here in Austin where all the liars, er politicians are, but not in the rural areas (besides after you get a sheep well trained you don't want to go messing with its head. Plus your wife would say, although I haven't met her recently, she would say, "Hell no, Ray's already got more pussy than he can handle!"

BTW have you heard from your good friend Carrot Sale lately?

Later dude, I gotta go pick a bone with Lee and her friend.

Dale

Well, uh, I really do like living down here on the gulf coast.
I think of 'down-here' as 'hometown' as 'Baytown', not the all-
to-readily jingoistic 'Texas' (which exists from the outside,
but not on the inside).

The land is fine (ok, a bit too flat), the flora are fine, the
fauna are fine (except for the mosquitoes), and the people are
about as good as they are anywhere (though far too right-wing).

Hometowns are apart from reason; that's why I love it here.

Maybe "Cluster Fuck", though I think of it as a bit closer to "rat-fuck".

Austin, by the way, is a damn fine place. (Those days on Lake Travis
sans reason and clothes...)

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