Mushrooms

[jdvanwijk]

Plumber once told me,
eat them when they’re green.

Went to the forest,
ate the greenest growths;
could sure use some plumbing now.

[ChristopherSea]

Don't eat the green mushrooms is right up there with don't eat the yellow snow! Were they "Hygrocybe"?

Sitting in agony,
frantically praying;
grasp swollen ankles
with buns widely splaying.

Cursing the gods
and that bastard plumber
but for Sir Thomas Crapper,
may you squat ever thankful!

[jdvanwijk]

[milo]

My wife says I am like a mushroom at parties but I think I am a fun guy.

In studying the economics of mushroom producing countries it is important to account for the fungibility of portabello and shiitake.

[QDeathstar]

oh darn, was hoping we were talking magic mushrooms.

[RiverNotch]

oh darn, was hoping we were talking magic mushrooms.

Me too. But the only magic here is the modern sewage system.

Of course, you know what they say. There's no [real] shortcut to [good] mushrooms.