08-14-2013, 06:08 AM
Warning - Dirty Language
Don't Matter If You're Black and White - Nonsense
Twas a dark and stormy day,
That's what separates this from cliche
Up upon the stony wall
Four fingers there did crawl
Down below the brushes and gate
Our sweet Michae Jackson lay in wait
Four and nine since the dance began
Well...seven should you choose to ask that man
Four more fingers and two new thumbs
As Michael's heart began to drum
Two left feet make his gait,
Only half the tale, all can wait
Now two new eyes where thumbs once were
They were Pat's, Mike was sure
Another beat his heart did flit
Quite quiet our hero there did sit
Of all seven, he chose this day
Of that he'd tell you, could he say
But that tale, is for another time
When the sun there does shine
For this tale is on a dark and stormy day
Keeping all that cliche far at bay
Ding ding ding the bell did toll
As Pat began his victory stroll
Down below the brush lay our Mike
Patiently waiting, poised to strike
Not so fast you little twat,
it wont be all as quick as that.
Mike explodes from down below
His two left feet all on show
Two right feet his left did join
Teeth were bared toward the groin!
A girlie shriek betrayed Pat's shock
As Mike's teeth tore toward his cock
Boof, Boof, Boof, went Pat's feet
Toward the safety of the street
Running wild Mike snarled and spat
...he was going to get that twat
As the gate was slamming closed
It caught poor Mike upon the nose
Laughing loud the postman thought he'd won
Until a scratch dug into his bum
All at once he saw his folly
And began to turn his legs all wobbly
There in that garden path he saw,
A black white cat blood dripping from his claw
All at once he saw his fate,
Waiting for him by that gate
It's all rather simple really,
The moral to this silly story:
When you're a postman named Pat...
Beware of me the great big fucking black and white cat.
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--- a bit of fun, let me know what ya think if you please. Mods my humblest apologies if this is not the right area of the forum for this sort of thing / language, or if infact it's the entirely wrong forum, just having a bit of fun and I did read in rules somewhere colorful language was alright.
Feel free to flog away.
Peace,
Blah
Don't Matter If You're Black and White - Nonsense
Twas a dark and stormy day,
That's what separates this from cliche
Up upon the stony wall
Four fingers there did crawl
Down below the brushes and gate
Our sweet Michae Jackson lay in wait
Four and nine since the dance began
Well...seven should you choose to ask that man
Four more fingers and two new thumbs
As Michael's heart began to drum
Two left feet make his gait,
Only half the tale, all can wait
Now two new eyes where thumbs once were
They were Pat's, Mike was sure
Another beat his heart did flit
Quite quiet our hero there did sit
Of all seven, he chose this day
Of that he'd tell you, could he say
But that tale, is for another time
When the sun there does shine
For this tale is on a dark and stormy day
Keeping all that cliche far at bay
Ding ding ding the bell did toll
As Pat began his victory stroll
Down below the brush lay our Mike
Patiently waiting, poised to strike
Not so fast you little twat,
it wont be all as quick as that.
Mike explodes from down below
His two left feet all on show
Two right feet his left did join
Teeth were bared toward the groin!
A girlie shriek betrayed Pat's shock
As Mike's teeth tore toward his cock
Boof, Boof, Boof, went Pat's feet
Toward the safety of the street
Running wild Mike snarled and spat
...he was going to get that twat
As the gate was slamming closed
It caught poor Mike upon the nose
Laughing loud the postman thought he'd won
Until a scratch dug into his bum
All at once he saw his folly
And began to turn his legs all wobbly
There in that garden path he saw,
A black white cat blood dripping from his claw
All at once he saw his fate,
Waiting for him by that gate
It's all rather simple really,
The moral to this silly story:
When you're a postman named Pat...
Beware of me the great big fucking black and white cat.
-----
--- a bit of fun, let me know what ya think if you please. Mods my humblest apologies if this is not the right area of the forum for this sort of thing / language, or if infact it's the entirely wrong forum, just having a bit of fun and I did read in rules somewhere colorful language was alright.
Feel free to flog away.
Peace,
Blah
further to that, I can't begin to imagine the horrors of a combined Michael Jackson and foreign (to me at least) language Postman Pat theme tune *shudder*