Fauxku Choo Choo (the play's the thing)

[vagabond]

a lion's nose is soft
by design -
give it a squeeze and see.

repeats grant a soft zero play
but news broke the radio today
cat tries to make out
lion crincles his snout
in a sudden, spectacular way

[Mopkins]

why do people say grow balls when they mean harden up
testicles are crinkly, soft and squishy squeezy mush
what you really want to grow is a vagina - true
those things can take a pounding and spectacularly too

[vagabond]

why do people say grow balls when they mean harden up
testicles are crinkly, soft and squishy squeezy mush
what you really want to grow is a vagina - true
those things can take a pounding and spectacularly too

the steroid made in mushy balls and other glands,
(not quite depending on the gender)
is meant to render hard enough
to fuck it all

[Mopkins]

mushy glands make steroids
for firming up your balls
gendering you and
rendering you able
to fuck the world and all

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firming up my mushy balls
with a bit of starch
mixed into the gravy
glandurally flavoury
delicately savoury
to make it rise and arch

[CRNDLSM]

firming up my mushy balls
with a bit of starch
mixed into the gravy
glandurally flavoury
delicately savoury
to make it rise and arch

heat rises,
balls go mushy,
sit too fast, and -

[Mopkins]

they both go mushy in the heat
and dangle wilted drooping
but in the sea you cannot see
them shrinking and regrouping

[CRNDLSM]

they both go mushy in the heat

and dangle wilted drooping
but in the sea you cannot see
them shrinking and regrouping

I see a shrink
who cannot un-see
me dangle.

[Quixilated]

I see a shrink
who cannot un-see
me dangle.

She shrinks unseen 
behind the changing-screen
in a wrong-size-on, 
tangled-shirt wrangle

[CRNDLSM]

She shrinks unseen 
behind the changing-screen
in a wrong-size-on, 
tangled-shirt wrangle

He hangs behind,
one wrong turn
past the right screen.

[Mopkins]

hang on every word
like you're grasping my behind
wrong turn buddy
not where my mind's confined
im a freakin sculpture, right
especially designed
wonderful and awesome
so bear that in mind

[CRNDLSM]

hang on every word
like you're grasping my behind
wrong turn buddy
not where my mind's confined
im a freakin sculpture, right
especially designed
wonderful and awesome
so bear that in mind


Spring buds.
No hibernating bear
remains confined.

[Quixilated]

spring buds.
No hibernating bear
remains confined.


full in fall
bear lumbers along
but spring hunger brings
deadly grace

[Mopkins]

in fall, i fully fell for frank
hungry, horny, ho
fellatio and frangers
were always on the go

winter came and so did he
again again again
we were absolutely soggy
and started to abstain

spring sunshine warmed our spirits
his appendage lifted too
we were so busy sowing oats
had no time left to do

the sizzling summer barbie
at the swinger's christmas bash
he left me for a hooker
and also took my cash

[vagabond]

in fall, i fully fell for frank
hungry, horny, ho
he left me for a hooker
and also took my cash

freshly fallen, fevered
forever faithfully fixed
follow-up: funds forfeit
for frank

[Quixilated]

freshly fallen, fevered
forever faithfully fixed
follow-up: funds forfeit
for frank


Freshly fallen leaves
Like a rainbow of little corpses
Faithfully floating down 
to fashion a quilt for the trees

[Mopkins]

freshly fallen on my bed
arranged like a rainbow
my faithful fellow floated in
my fab fashionable beau

[ellajam]

freshly fallen on my bed
arranged like a rainbow
my faithful fellow floated in
my fab fashionable beau

The art of tension
on the bow
tunes and prey fly,
fall.

[Mopkins]

when my beau gets tense
i rub his winged back
i sing him silly tunes
to lure him off the track
make an art of falling prey
to wishful wistful wishing
since cupid let fly with his bow
i'm incapable of thinking

[Quixilated]

when my beau gets tense
i rub his winged back
i sing him silly tunes
to lure him off the track
make an art of falling prey
to wishful wistful wishing
since cupid let fly with his bow
i'm incapable of thinking



The Doctor lives in a great big little box
It’s old, but it flies (and it’s blue)
We make an art of falling up
As we travel through space (and time too)

[Mopkins]

the doctor gave me spanish flys
to stick under me tongue
time and space distorted
too out of it to come