Fauxku Choo Choo (the play's the thing)
thicker than water
oozing to a metered beat
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scarlett johansson
beat my metered grease gun
until it stopped working
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scarlett johansson
beat my metered grease gun
until it stopped working

Scarlett O’Hara
could work the back fat
of any southern boar
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take that back
you dirty rat
don't ever say
that I am fat

meanwhile, back at the ranch
the fat cats have kidnapped
Clarise, and tied her
to the railway lines
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meanwhile, back at the ranch
the fat cats have kidnapped
Clarise, and tied her
to the railway lines

[Orgasms!]

As the train speeds on,
a woman tied to the ties
screams in ecstasy.
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As the train speeds on,
a woman tied to the ties
screams in ecstasy.

and you may ask yourself
speed and ecstasy?
and you may tell yourself
same as it ever was...
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and you may ask yourself
speed and ecstasy?
and you may tell yourself
same as it ever was...

buckle up
and tell yourself
that speed induced ecstasy
is fleeting fancy
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fancy buckle man
sidles up to the bar
and he says to me...

… if you unbuckle
these chaps I’ll show you
my fancy pistol
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you might call it
a pistol...it looks more like
a derringer

Would you call a cannon
a pellet gun?
Let’s flourish our weapons,
engage in some fun.
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Would you call a cannon
a pellet gun?
Let’s flourish our weapons,
engage in some fun.

We'll plant flowers
in the mouths of the guns,
stuff all the cannons
with politicians and nuns.
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We'll plant flowers
in the mouths of the guns,
stuff all the cannons
with politicians and nuns.

Schrödinger's politician
paradox? 
that's absurd
hand me my gun*

*Stephen Hawking: "When I hear of Schrödinger's cat, I reach for my gun"
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Schrödinger's politician
paradox?
that's absurd
hand me my gun*

Politicians and quantum mechanics
cannot fix a thing;
it’s no paradox
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it's always odd
the dryer paradox
to end up with one
of a pair a sox

these bras dried on high
no longer fit titties
i guess i could try them
on one of the kitties
                                                                                                                i used to know a lotta stuff, but i still have eight cats
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these bras dried on high
no longer fit titties
i guess i could try them
on one of the kitties

when she graduated
from Kiddie City,
her titties sat pretty
above her kitty,
suggesting Toys-R-Us
to playboys
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when she graduated
from Kiddie City,
her titties sat pretty
above her kitty,
suggesting Toys-R-Us
to playboys

where is my perfect city
big enough for art and transit
small enough for a pretty acre
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where is my perfect city
big enough for art and transit
small enough for a pretty acre

Enough acre to dress the wind,
dancing on it's gentle feet,
rooted as she bed time brushes
on summer nights to fall asleep.

If your undies fer you've been smoking through em, don't peg em out
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art is in the transit
of ideas through times
the wind through the trees
of a soul through hardship.
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through the trees
a small clearing ~ alight
serenity patch

four thousand poppy plants
growing in a clearing in the trees -
serenity indeed
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four thousand poppy plants
growing in a clearing in the trees -
serenity indeed

one poppy sways
innocent
bobbing in the breeze
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one poppy sways
innocent
bobbing in the breeze

an innocent breeze
stole his cap as he waved
from the prow








 
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one poppy sways
innocent
bobbing in the breeze

poppy says opium
is no good for us
but we dance with the wind
on a whim


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an innocent breeze
stole his cap as he waved
from the prow

the guilty
had their skull caps removed
and flung to errant winds
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