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no, I can't imagine the rest
did he suck upon her breast,
did she fondle his pole,
put it into her hole,
all before getting undressed?
which hole would that be?
number one, two or three?
number three? probably not.
by the way he's not a Pole,
he's definitely a Scot.
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which hole would that be?
number one, two or three?
number three? probably not.
by the way he's not a Pole,
he's definitely a Scot.
Scots are definit’ly defiant
the Polish are also quite violent
more than genteel
are folks from Brazil
but the Germans breed rotten tyrants.
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Scots are definit’ly defiant
the Polish are also quite violent
more than genteel
are folks from Brazil
but the Germans breed rotten tyrants.
the boys from Brazil
were dark apt pupils
in cold blue eyes
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the boys from Brazil
were dark apt pupils
in cold blue eyes
hazel brown eyes have I
his were as blue as the sky
kids’ brown eyes and blue
prove that my love was true
the chromosomes they never lie
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hazel brown eyes have I
his were as blue as the sky
kids’ brown eyes and blue
prove that my love was true
the chromosomes they never lie
Dear Anna Phase, your DNA
may scream from chromosomes
but we whisper neigh
to your messenger RNA
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Dear Anna Phase, your DNA
may scream from chromosomes
but we whisper neigh
to your messenger RNA
It’s unseemly to scream for ice-cream.
One should whisper for whiskey it seems.
Pleadings for peas
Will probably please,
But don’t shout for shallots- it's obscene.
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It’s unseemly to scream for ice-cream.
One should whisper for whiskey it seems.
Pleadings for peas
Will probably please,
But don’t shout for shallots- it's obscene.
The messenger RNA slipped,
And its tail and its head they got flipped.
Shallots bread peas,
And the peas they got fleas.
"It's beta", God said, and He shipped.
i used to know a lotta stuff, but i still have eight cats
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The messenger RNA slipped,
And its tail and its head they got flipped.
Shallots bread peas,
And the peas they got fleas.
"It's beta", God said, and He shipped.
Played Minecraft when it was still Beta
it’s finished and shipped now, completer.
By Mojang it’s made
for months I have played
I always get killed by a creeper
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Played Minecraft when it was still Beta
it’s finished and shipped now, completer.
By Mojang it’s made
for months I have played
I always get killed by a creeper
"jeepers creepers"
oops cliche
"ten months hard labour"
the judge did say
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"jeepers creepers"
oops cliche
"ten months hard labour"
the judge did say
Along the road I did creep
in my rusty old red Jeep.
Cop judged Jeep unsound
then Jeep did impound-
Jeep ended up on the scrapheap.
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Along the road I did creep
in my rusty old red Jeep.
Cop judged Jeep unsound
then Jeep did impound-
Jeep ended up on the scrapheap.
John Henry he cried,
"I'm pounding this mountain,
I'm swinging my hammer
on de C. & O. road"
John Henry he died.
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John Henry he cried,
"I'm pounding this mountain,
I'm swinging my hammer
on de C. & O. road"
John Henry he died.
John Henry was climbing a mountain
His hammering heart it was pounding.
He got to the top
just as his heart stopped;
now over him rocks they are mounding
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John Henry was climbing a mountain
His hammering heart it was pounding.
He got to the top
just as his heart stopped;
now over him rocks they are mounding
I once was climbing a mountain,
I did so with leaps and bounding,
when I got to the top
I just had to stop,
cause jill by jack was being mounted
How long after picking up the brush, the first masterpiece?
The goal is not to obfuscate that which is clear, but make clear that which isn't.
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John Henry was climbing a mountain
His hammering heart it was pounding.
He got to the top
just as his heart stopped;
now over him rocks they are mounding
There’s more to that story of Henry
on the climb with him was his wife Brandy
they fought most of the time
she lost reason and rhyme
and hammered him less than gently
whoops, simultaneous post. Marianne can do two
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I once was climbing a mountain,
I did so with leaps and bounding,
when I got to the top
I just had to stop,
cause jill by jack was being mounted
There’s more to that story of Henry
on the climb with him was his wife Brandy
they fought most of the time
she lost reason and rhyme
and hammered him less than gently
Jack used to get hammered on Brandy
Jill frequently have a few shandys
Though they liked it a lot
They have now both stopped
Alcohol made them uncouth and randy
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Jack used to get hammered on Brandy
Jill frequently have a few shandys
Though they liked it a lot
They have now both stopped
Alcohol made them uncouth and randy
uncouth and randy is fine
be it from whiskey or wine
but when it's not fun
and your liver's well-done
it's time to give up hops and vine
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Jack used to get hammered on Brandy
Jill frequently have a few shandys
Though they liked it a lot
They have now both stopped
Alcohol made them uncouth and randy
Jill would never take jack from Brandy
working opposite corners of Berkley
they fought over a John
in the scuffle, he’s gone
haggling with a new ho named Lexi
uncouth and randy is fine
be it from whiskey or wine
but when it's not fun
and your liver's well-done
it's time to give up hops and vine
whining for whisky
weeping for wine
hoping for either
liver, so long
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Jill would never take jack from Brandy
working opposite corners of Berkley
they fought over a John
in the scuffle, he’s gone
haggling with a new ho named Lexi
Haggling with hos is just fine
Whether in dollars or dimes
They can be expensive
But do not get pensive
They negotiate most of the time
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Haggling with hos is just fine
Whether in dollars or dimes
They can be expensive
But do not get pensive
They negotiate most of the time
pensive
seven vixen sex
expensive nip
penis sees
pen sieves
(by Anna Gram)
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pensive
seven vixen sex
expensive nip
penis sees
pen sieves
(by Anna Gram)
vixen pines
seven desires
pin resides
lonely street
odds and evens
(by Mr A Ganna)
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