Fauxku Choo Choo (the play's the thing)
dropped window pane
at the age of thirteen
saw within the shards
you were all insane

you ain't kidding
we're all insane
choose who you like
and just maintain
Smile
billy wrote:welcome to the site. make it your own, wear it like a well loved slipper and wear it out. ella pleads:please click forum titles for posting guidelines, important threads. New poet? Try Poetic DevicesandWard's Tips

Reply
you ain't kidding
we're all insane
choose who you like
and just maintain

good to have you
back in the fold
of this insane origami
with limericks told
as if they were ku's
My new watercolor: 'Nightmare After Christmas'/Chris
Reply
good to have you
back in the fold
of this insane origami
with limericks told
as if they were ku's

the play's the thing
see-sawers find their own balance
opening and closing
a folded fortune-teller
billy wrote:welcome to the site. make it your own, wear it like a well loved slipper and wear it out. ella pleads:please click forum titles for posting guidelines, important threads. New poet? Try Poetic DevicesandWard's Tips

Reply
the play's the thing
see-sawers find their own balance
opening and closing
a folded fortune-teller

seafarers seen sawing
worm-holed wood
going against the grain
of dry docking first
future looks wet
My new watercolor: 'Nightmare After Christmas'/Chris
Reply
seafarers seen sawing
worm-holed wood
going against the grain
of dry docking first
future looks wet

Wormwood the demon
is smiling tonight,
a soul goes to hell,
with nary a fight.
How long after picking up the brush, the first masterpiece?

The goal is not to obfuscate that which is clear, but make clear that which isn't.
Reply
Wormwood the demon
is smiling tonight,
a soul goes to hell,
with nary a fight.

Soul-train is playing tonight
aged values want the bandstand
republicans look for Ronald Reagan
as the human light swings black and white

If your undies fer you've been smoking through em, don't peg em out
Reply
Soul-train is playing tonight
aged values want the bandstand
republicans look for Ronald Reagan
as the human light swings black and white

Well, I train my soul with scriptures from both the west and east
so to teach it what to say if confronted by the Beast.
Mythologies philosophies, lastly (not least)
my own opinion of it all – but I try not to preach.
Reply
Well, I train my soul with scriptures from both the west and east
so to teach it what to say if confronted by the Beast.
Mythologies philosophies, lastly (not least)
my own opinion of it all – but I try not to preach.

rails served as a compass
tracks read like scripture
the boxcar was his cathedral
My new watercolor: 'Nightmare After Christmas'/Chris
Reply
rails served as a compass
tracks read like scripture
the boxcar was his cathedral

On the railway tracks she lay
(the villain had put her that way)
But crying her name
Our hero came
From a boxcar to save her that day
Reply
On the railway tracks she lay
(the villain had put her that way)
But crying her name
Our hero came
From a boxcar to save her that day

they made love on the tracks
till the train came that day
lost his sack to the rails
and his gal stowed away
My new watercolor: 'Nightmare After Christmas'/Chris
Reply
hey made love on the tracks
till the train came that day
lost his sack to the rails
and his gal stowed away



I hiked the Bibbulmun Trail
With my other half at my tail
On the way back
We made love on the track
(But that’s probably enough detail)
Reply
I hiked the Bibbulmun Trail
With my other half at my tail
On the way back
We made love on the track
(But that’s probably enough detail)

hiked up your dress
climbed down that booby trail
between those Grand Tetons
on the way to your outback
My new watercolor: 'Nightmare After Christmas'/Chris
Reply
hiked up your dress
climbed down that booby trail
between those Grand Tetons
on the way to your outback

I was out the back in the old dunny
my belly was feeling quite funny
I hiked up my dress
sat in the darkness
then cursed, for it came out all runny.
Reply
I was out the back in the old dunny
my belly was feeling quite funny
I hiked up my dress
sat in the darkness
then cursed, for it came out all runny.

Diarrhea is generally runny,
but also can be quite funny,
if you have a surplus of gas,
blow it from your ass pass,
erupting with great force,
causes the water of course,
to violently recoil
and thus rinse off your soiled ass.
How long after picking up the brush, the first masterpiece?

The goal is not to obfuscate that which is clear, but make clear that which isn't.
Reply
Diarrhea is generally runny,
but also can be quite funny,
if you have a surplus of gas,
blow it from your ass pass,
erupting with great force,
causes the water of course,
to violently recoil
and thus rinse off your soiled ass.

keep your excess gas
and Mount Etna eruptions
in your own pants
here's my breakfast...
My new watercolor: 'Nightmare After Christmas'/Chris
Reply
Diarrhea is generally runny,
but also can be quite funny,
if you have a surplus of gas,
blow it from your ass pass,
erupting with great force,
causes the water of course,
to violently recoil
and thus rinse off your soiled ass.

Professor of music, Bill Mallee
put a bassoon in his belly.
The surplus of gas
blown from his ass
was musical though it was smelly
Reply
Ya bumped me, mop-nik Tongue
My new watercolor: 'Nightmare After Christmas'/Chris
Reply
You beat me by one minute...


here's one...


keep your excess gas
and Mount Etna eruptions
in your own pants
here's my breakfast...




Mount Etna might erupt they say
It could happen in June or in May
And just like Mount Etna
My ass is subject ter
Excess gasses being blown away
Reply
just kidding, happens all the time...

Mount Etna might erupt they say
It could happen in June or in May
And just like Mount Etna
My ass is subject ter
Excess gasses being blown away

within igneous walls
the crucible awaits
but the Gods awoke
volcanos spoke
My new watercolor: 'Nightmare After Christmas'/Chris
Reply
within igneous walls
the crucible awaits
but the Gods awoke
volcanos spoke

Snowflake Obsidian,
igneous rock,
within it, white patterns,
I like it a lot.
Reply




Users browsing this thread: 47 Guest(s)
Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!