Initiation

[abu nuwas]

It can't be too bad, as I shall take away and keep, and throw casually into my sparkling conversation, the thought of God in a cummerbund. I used to have some very fancy ones, which, I thought, went well with my smoking-jacket....and I was a little distracted by the prospect of the Almighty perusing the pages of 'Amateur Spanker'. If only some way could be found whereby I would not take away anything but what you had intended...........................................