09-14-2021, 12:56 PM
A First-World Haunting
the season tickets
were grandfathered in
now, I'm not the kind of fan
dad and uncle Dave were
but I figured
I could woo some clients
and enjoy a little nostalgia
at the same time
six seasons the team tanked
before I sold the seats
to some eighty-two-year-old
who'd liquidated his life
to buy them
following year they won it all
the season tickets
were grandfathered in
now, I'm not the kind of fan
dad and uncle Dave were
but I figured
I could woo some clients
and enjoy a little nostalgia
at the same time
six seasons the team tanked
before I sold the seats
to some eighty-two-year-old
who'd liquidated his life
to buy them
following year they won it all