Poetry Reading

[milo]

Hey all,
I've been asked to take part in a local poetry reading. I've never done anything like this before, so I wonder if anyone has any suggestions?

Thanks,
Richard

Suggestions on what?

What to wear?
Might I suggest a beret? Perhaps a turtleneck as well?

When to show up?
Fashionably late.

What to drink?
If the are serving, select a California red and frequently compare it unfavorably to other wines you’ve tried in Paris. If they are not serving, Evan Williams bottled in bond bourbon(the white label) in a flask.

When to clap?
Politely and often.