06-24-2017, 11:35 PM
I wished to improve the length of my legs
as often as not I couldn't reach that ledge.
See my peddles had blocks of wood bolted on
such that I could reach them like every young son.
My trousers were turned up three or four times
and I found it hard to walk in straight lines.
I asked in the shop for some magic cream
but the pharmacist said he only had beans.
So the doctor broke every bone that I had
and screwed and stretched the legs on this lad.
Each day the holes bled as the tension increased
until it was time for my final release.
The bolts were undone, the pins were extracted
and four inches taller, this kid is protracted.
as often as not I couldn't reach that ledge.
See my peddles had blocks of wood bolted on
such that I could reach them like every young son.
My trousers were turned up three or four times
and I found it hard to walk in straight lines.
I asked in the shop for some magic cream
but the pharmacist said he only had beans.
So the doctor broke every bone that I had
and screwed and stretched the legs on this lad.
Each day the holes bled as the tension increased
until it was time for my final release.
The bolts were undone, the pins were extracted
and four inches taller, this kid is protracted.
If your undies fer you've been smoking through em, don't peg em out