Baseball Blowout

[Wjames]

I should have brought butter to the game... this team is toast. 

Is it just me, or do we have no jam!?!

We really laid an egg with this one...
at least there were some honeys 
spread across the ballpark.

Our pitchers arms are like noodles, 
and our hitters couldn't make contact with a pizza - 
our guys just aren't hungry enough! 

I know one thing for sure: 
we have too much plate discipline.

I am way too proud of this post I made on a sports forum today

[Tiger the Lion]

I should have brought butter to the game... this team is toast. 

Is it just me, or does we have no jam!?!

We really laid an egg with this one...
at least there were some honeys 
spread across the ballpark.

Our pitchers arms are like noodles, 
and our hitters couldn't make contact with a pizza - 
our guys just aren't hungry enough! 

I know one thing for sure: 
we have too much plate discipline.

I am way too proud of this post I made on a sports forum today

I like that none of the epithets use vulgarity. Maintains the lightheartedness that ought to be associated with sport. I would suggest that the coach is a meatball. 
Paul