We stare across the no man’s land of our lounge
Tossing black look grenades of contempt
We don’t make love any more we
Clumsily fuck like a blowfish mounting
A porcupine, you sit in your trench
I sit in mine, I imagine news headlines
BODY OF MISSING WOMAN FOUND FOLDED IN PARKER KNOLL RECLINER
I’d been interviewed days earlier
No tears, no concern, going against the grain
MISSING WOMAN’S HUSBAND SAYS HE WAS GLAD TO SEE THE BACK OF HER
Your imagined death becoming more and more bizarre
BODY OF MISSING WOMAN FOUND IN POT UNDER THE BIGGEST ASPHIDISTRA IN THE LAND
My fame assured as the GRACIE FIELDS MURDERER
No doubt you too are plotting but lack
Imagination, I can read your
Mind, one shot, just one shot that’s the limit
Of your deathly powers, the easy option
Not me, there has to be no mess, no blood
BODY OFWOMAN MISSING FOR THREE MONTHS FOUND IN BEDROOM DRESSED AS FOGHORN LEGHORN
Lethal injection that’s my plan, one
Phial of compromise should do it, something alien
To your nature, a shot of common
Sense maybe, here’s a thought
WOMAN SUFFOCATES ON SPERM AFTER GIVING HUSBAND FIRST BLOWJOB FOR TEN YEARS
I wonder if you can adjust the tension on a Parker Knoll?

Good Lord... this is hilarious.

(01-22-2013, 06:02 AM)Smiffy Wrote:  We stare across the no man’s land of our lounge
Tossing black look grenades of contempt
We don’t make love any more we
Clumsily fuck like a blowfish mounting
A porcupine, you sit in your trench
I sit in mine, I imagine news headlines
BODY OF MISSING WOMAN FOUND FOLDED IN PARKER KNOLL RECLINER
I’d been interviewed days earlier
No tears, no concern, going against the grain
MISSING WOMAN’S HUSBAND SAYS HE WAS GLAD TO SEE THE BACK OF HER
Your imagined death becoming more and more bizarre
BODY OF MISSING WOMAN FOUND IN POT UNDER THE BIGGEST ASPHIDISTRA IN THE LAND
My fame assured as the GRACIE FIELDS MURDERER
No doubt you too are plotting but lack
Imagination, I can read your
Mind, one shot, just one shot that’s the limit
Of your deathly powers, the easy option
Not me, there has to be no mess, no blood
BODY OFWOMAN MISSING FOR THREE MONTHS FOUND IN BEDROOM DRESSED AS FOGHORN LEGHORN
Lethal injection that’s my plan, one
Phial of compromise should do it, something alien
To your nature, a shot of common
Sense maybe, here’s a thought
WOMAN SUFFOCATES ON SPERM AFTER GIVING HUSBAND FIRST BLOWJOB FOR TEN YEARS
I wonder if you can adjust the tension on a Parker Knoll?

Just give me more of this. I didn't notice the punctuation. I hope you will continue writing from your cell. Excellent stuff.
Best,
tectak

WOMAN SUFFOCATES ON SPERM AFTER GIVING HUSBAND FIRST BLOWJOB FOR TEN YEARS
--- this is amazing.
If someone read this aloud I'd probably be crying from laughter.
I like the capital letters too, you're shouting. I like it so much (I do it too).

Could not agree more with commenters above.

Keep the asphidistra flying! (by any means. ,-) )

(02-06-2013, 04:19 PM)newsclippings Wrote:  WOMAN SUFFOCATES ON SPERM AFTER GIVING HUSBAND FIRST BLOWJOB FOR TEN YEARS
--- this is amazing.
If someone read this aloud I'd probably be crying from laughter.
I like the capital letters too, you're shouting. I like it so much (I do it too).

do what, suffocate of sperm

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you'd love the sewer smiffy, thanks for the entertainment

gaaahaha! it's things like this that remind me i am *not* a writer! when one can take a random subject and take the piss in style, yes, that is the pinnacle in my eyes. [:
consider me another one successfully entertained.