No dog poop on my lawn: A shameless exercise

[St Dan]

Hey Everybody,

A coworker asked me to write poetry for her because dogs keep pooping on her lawn and the owners refuse to pick up afterwards. Please visualize these poems going onto a small sign in her yard and therefore need to be fairly short. Please post some poems here and try to keep them cute if you can.

Here are a few examples:

These brown spots you see are not from leaves, or weeds
they are from dogs off the street
So please pick up kindly, before you dirty my feet


I want to frolic in my yard
knowing that there is no animal discards
so please pick up after rover
then grab a six pack and come on over


The brown is from doodoo
The green is from love
if you don't pick up
you may be struck down from above

That last one is admittedly a little dark, but she has a dark sense of humor.

Thx!

[hobbit86]

HA! Love the idea!! think the rhyme and rhythms need to be tidied up, they're just a bit all over the place... first one is my favourite if it can be tidied up so it just rolls off the tongue...atm it just feels awkward to read.

great idea though!

[billy]

grass should be green
not doggie-shit brown
please stop their arses
from fouling my ground

[St Dan]

cool thx everybody. Keep them coming

[Smiffy]

Roses are red,
Dog shit is brown
I aint got a dog
So I'm gonna hunker down
In the middle of your lawn
With my laxative fuelled ass
And see how you like
Shit on YOUR grass

[billy]

I don't mind if they piss
It's okay when they bark
If they need a bowel movement
Let it be in your yard

[rayheinrich]

ha
don't worry
the sign is just a joke
we'd never give our kids guns
we've also taken a vow
to stop planting
land mines
in the yard

[serge gurkski]

;-)))))) i want that on the door of my flat!