The Papacy renews itself

[abu nuwas]

They were so long in solemn conclave
And then the white smoke rose!
Yet neither Leanne nor Billy thought
That it was in the least bit odd:
The Pope whom they somehow fainting chose,
Was empty suited Todd!

[Todd]

Look it has been an unbroken succession since time immemorial. Would it help if I told you that the white smoke was bong smoke? Could you understand the choice then?

[abu nuwas]

Look it has been an unbroken succession since time immemorial. Would it help if I told you that the white smoke was bong smoke? Could you understand the choice then?

It explains everything. He works in mysterious ways His wonders to perform...

[Todd]

What ere my God ordains is right

[billy]

upon the roman stage he died
a polish pope of pepper
an in his place, they all chose todd
a fuckin yankee leper

[Todd]

A polish pope of pepper? You have the makings of a tongue twister.