It wasn't the cat
#1
That slept on the mat,
that crept through the flap
that shat in the hat

that's always lazy
that smothered the baby
It was me

If your undies fer you've been smoking through em, don't peg em out
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#2
Sociopathic Dr Seuss...I didn't see the baby line coming. Nice!
The secret of poetry is cruelty.--Jon Anderson
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#3
I kinda thought of Dr Seuss until the unexpected baby line. Hilarious read.
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#4
The cat was probably thinking about it though. I've always maintained that cat owners are a bit sociopathic... (where's addy these days?)
It could be worse
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