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That slept on the mat,
that crept through the flap
that shat in the hat
that's always lazy
that smothered the baby
It was me
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12-01-2012, 11:38 PM
(This post was last modified: 12-01-2012, 11:38 PM by Todd.)
Sociopathic Dr Seuss...I didn't see the baby line coming. Nice!
The secret of poetry is cruelty.--Jon Anderson
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I kinda thought of Dr Seuss until the unexpected baby line. Hilarious read.
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The cat was probably thinking about it though. I've always maintained that cat owners are a bit sociopathic... (where's addy these days?)
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