We pass it twenty times a day
an exercise machine that stands
unused and silent by the bed.
At first we'd lay it down to walk
the metres flew by, one by one
verrucas sliding round the track. was under foot
As athlete's foot became the vogue Was athletes feet
the family strode out less and less,
and inches grew around our waists.
The more we ate, the fewer steps,
it wasn't in our hearts to jog
but slog we did, and sweated heaps.
Distinctly I recall a date
I spent three minutes on the go
the floor was set to full incline.
We punished it for being hard
it's now a hanger for a shirt
unplugged and static, ever still.
small edit based on MrA's for feedback
an exercise machine that stands
unused and silent by the bed.
At first we'd lay it down to walk
the metres flew by, one by one
verrucas sliding round the track. was under foot
As athlete's foot became the vogue Was athletes feet
the family strode out less and less,
and inches grew around our waists.
The more we ate, the fewer steps,
it wasn't in our hearts to jog
but slog we did, and sweated heaps.
Distinctly I recall a date
I spent three minutes on the go
the floor was set to full incline.
We punished it for being hard
it's now a hanger for a shirt
unplugged and static, ever still.
small edit based on MrA's for feedback



thanks for the feedback MrA