07-16-2012, 07:55 AM
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Before criticising a person, try walking a mile in their shoes. Then when you do criticise them, you're a mile away.....and you have their shoes.
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Remembrance of Things Pissed
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  I always know I wrote the world's greatest poem the night before the morning after... but morning reminds me I forgot to take a pen and wrote it in beer on a midget's belly.
It could be worse
07-16-2012, 10:41 AM
Har har
PS. If you can, try your hand at giving some of the others a bit of feedback. If you already have, thanks, can you do some more?
07-16-2012, 10:54 AM
as a midget, i can testify to having had my belly written on in beer on many a drunken occasion
07-19-2012, 04:37 PM
I wish I can write with beer, I have some of the best ideas when I'm drunk I just can't ever find a pen and when I'm hung-over I can never remember the night before...Leanne you're gonna have to teach me this beer writing.
07-19-2012, 05:02 PM
writing one's name with piss is also another craft all people should learn
07-19-2012, 05:26 PM
yes of course, but I can't do that either so im hopeless
07-19-2012, 05:39 PM
i always remember getting pissed the night before going to any court appearances
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