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Listen all you penis-encumbered wankers
Here’s the drum of Sappho’s enpopsicled whimsy
Through her deep and sorrowful feted stanzas
Genius wanders
You who think a willy’s what makes a poet
Dream of one day writing such inky goodness
But your words go farting through septic puddles
Filling the sewers
Sappho, she who cunningly lingers windward
Waves her untrimmed minge right across your pages
Poor pretender, never can you imagine
What you are missing
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Yes, well, yes it's so
And so was her Selena
(Which by a strange
phonetic change
Is now our own Helena)
But this thing I also know
That she was rather sly:
And she'd write out a Sapphic ode
While on a cock she rode
For dear Saffy was a bi.
Note:'Cock' is of course an allusion to the the death of Socrates, yet to come.
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She owed one to Asclepius, you mean?
Why, such an accusation is obscene!
Asclepius could get his own, and some
would give it to him nightly up the... old tavern just at the corner of Greek Street...
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 I would love to say something here Leanne and Ed, but you've captured the theme perfectly between you so the lesbian said by me the better, cheers!
Oh what a wicket web we weave!
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Me mean? Me not mean!
Me merely say
That Sapphers was
(don't smile!)
A pretty easy lay.
For Sclepers she was not late
Though dead, still them fellate,
Your hero was a necrophile...
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Whatever her favourite lickies and pokies
She still had to write it in dactyls and trochees
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She did it with a lot of zest
No iamb nor an anapaest.
Leanne, I must at last agree,
You are a shade too quick for me
And I needs must salute you lest
You think I've lurked around AP.
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Oh jealousy, out of sorts bendage,
all for lacking a small appendage!
("Bubble, bubble, boiling trouble,
I've left a hole wide enough
for scathing rebuttal!) 
How long after picking up the brush, the first masterpiece?
The goal is not to obfuscate that which is clear, but make clear that which isn't.
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Butt once, butt twice, no butt at all
Butts bewitch and butts enthrall
Let the butts in merry measure
Twitch and squirm in Sapphic pleasure
Keep your phallic end-line ramming
She preferred a good enjambing
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No butt at all,
made Spartan spears fall,
as also did happen,
the same for Athens,
and thus both did lease,
a new hold of peace!
Thus leading one Spartan to say,
when the field of peace was brought forth,
"I wouldn't mind pushing up a little manure, myself!
How long after picking up the brush, the first masterpiece?
The goal is not to obfuscate that which is clear, but make clear that which isn't.
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Enjambment yes but also beat,
For Beat and butt was her real need
Especially with a butt of mead
In all the Lesbic land no wrong
She did;dressed only in a thong,
She drummed this beaty song:
'Beat her on the bum!
Beat her on the arse!
Beat her the bum
Till the morning come'
Note: I have no knowldege of this, but have been advised that it might well be suitable for submission to 'Amateur Spanker', which I believe is some kind of journal.
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02-16-2012, 11:34 AM
(This post was last modified: 02-16-2012, 12:40 PM by Leanne.)
Getting back to Sappho's enchanting meter,
Charming though the couplets may be to play with,
Trochee trochee dactyl then trochee trochee
Then one of both 'em
Bloody hell that's a hard meter to think in 
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Poor Sappho
was out of dough,
still she had a glint in her eye,
I can lick it, or suck it,
bump it, or dunk it,
that's why I'll always get bi!
She said, I don't need no stinking meter,
when I can do a Mary or a Peter!
How long after picking up the brush, the first masterpiece?
The goal is not to obfuscate that which is clear, but make clear that which isn't.
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(02-16-2012, 11:32 AM)abu nuwas Wrote: Note: I have no knowldege of this, but have been advised that it might well be suitable for submission to 'Amateur Spanker', which I believe is some kind of journal.
I'll bet that will get you some respectful looks when next you wander into your corner store and linger by the magazine stand.
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(02-16-2012, 11:36 AM)Leanne Wrote: (02-16-2012, 11:32 AM)abu nuwas Wrote: Note: I have no knowldege of this, but have been advised that it might well be suitable for submission to 'Amateur Spanker', which I believe is some kind of journal.
I'll bet that will get you some respectful looks when next you wander into your corner store and linger by the magazine stand.
We canna get back to linga
Else I stay up even longer!
Nite all! 'Nuff respect!
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ye cannae get a muff respect fae they twa lines, ye mucker!
Night Ed
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