my favourite pastime for 45 years.
#1

learning to masturbate
at the age of six
I haven't looked back since.
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#2
The first line shocked me, the second line made my jaw drop, and the last line made me burst out laughing. It's hilarious how the first two actions were preparatory for the third, haha. Like this a lot, might as well. Tongue
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