02-05-2025, 02:28 AM
All our friends are gathered round
In a circle on the ground
The goal of kings is not to think
But have another drink
Mark is first and he can't wait
He draws an eight and eight is mate
He points at Kate who gives a wink
As they both have to drink
Susan's up she draws a seven
Everyone points up to heaven
It goes too fast, mark is last
So he takes a other drink
Katie's turn she draws a three
Three is me that's easy
But mark her partner has to join her
For another drink
Tommy's turn he draws an ace
Has a crazed look on his face
The rule is now all drinks are double
When you take a drink
Mark is next he draws a four
Four means war against your neighbor
He throws rock but tom throws paper
So he takes a drink
Six is dicks so all the men
Take a swig but susan sips
Dont look too much Into it
She just wants to drink
Katie looks around the stack
Slowly pulling out a jack
Sorry buddy jack is back
She has another drink
All the cards under the tab
Until it cracks and Tommy grabs it
chugs the whole thing now he's captain
And controls who drinks
Mark is up he draws a two
He looks around 'two means you'
But captain dickhead says nah uh you
So makes him take a drink
Next one up nine is rhyme
Susan starts it off with orange
Katies turn she says syringe
And has to take a drink
What's this mean? Kate holds up a Queen
That's the question master
She points with laughter ah you bustard
He has another drink
Tommys up with categories
Says characters from wayside stories
Mark is weak can barely speak
And has to take a drink
House rules say fives alive
And everyone must take a dive
The waterfall has doomed them all
Cause everyone must drink
All our friends are gathered round
In a circle on the ground
The game of kings is not to think
But have another drink
In a circle on the ground
The goal of kings is not to think
But have another drink
Mark is first and he can't wait
He draws an eight and eight is mate
He points at Kate who gives a wink
As they both have to drink
Susan's up she draws a seven
Everyone points up to heaven
It goes too fast, mark is last
So he takes a other drink
Katie's turn she draws a three
Three is me that's easy
But mark her partner has to join her
For another drink
Tommy's turn he draws an ace
Has a crazed look on his face
The rule is now all drinks are double
When you take a drink
Mark is next he draws a four
Four means war against your neighbor
He throws rock but tom throws paper
So he takes a drink
Six is dicks so all the men
Take a swig but susan sips
Dont look too much Into it
She just wants to drink
Katie looks around the stack
Slowly pulling out a jack
Sorry buddy jack is back
She has another drink
All the cards under the tab
Until it cracks and Tommy grabs it
chugs the whole thing now he's captain
And controls who drinks
Mark is up he draws a two
He looks around 'two means you'
But captain dickhead says nah uh you
So makes him take a drink
Next one up nine is rhyme
Susan starts it off with orange
Katies turn she says syringe
And has to take a drink
What's this mean? Kate holds up a Queen
That's the question master
She points with laughter ah you bustard
He has another drink
Tommys up with categories
Says characters from wayside stories
Mark is weak can barely speak
And has to take a drink
House rules say fives alive
And everyone must take a dive
The waterfall has doomed them all
Cause everyone must drink
All our friends are gathered round
In a circle on the ground
The game of kings is not to think
But have another drink
Peanut butter honey banana sandwiches
