Jake is first, he can't wait.
He draws an eight, eight is mate.
He points at Jen who gives a wink
cause they both have to drink.
Julie's up, she draws a seven,
everyone points up to heaven.
Much too fast, jake is last
He takes another drink.
Jenny's turn, she draws a three.
Three is me, that's easy.
But Jake her partner has to join her
for another drink.
Josh's turn, he draws an ace,
gets a crazed look on his face.
The rule is now 'all drinks double'
when you take a drink.
Jake is next, he draws a four.
Four means war against your neighbor.
He throws rock but Josh throws paper
so he takes a drink.
Six is dicks so all the men
take a swig but Julie's in.
Dont read too much Into it,
she just wants to drink.
Jenny looks around the stack,
slowly pulling out a Jack.
Sorry buddy, Jack is back,
They take another drink
All the cards under the tab,
until it cracks and Josh grabs it.
Chugs the whole thing, now he's captain
and controls who drinks.
Jake is up, he draws a two.
He looks around 'two means you'
But captain dickhead says 'nah uh, you'
and makes him take a drink.
Next one up, nine is rhyme.
Julie starts it off with orange .
Jenny sighs and tries syringe?
And has to take a drink.
What's this mean? Jen holds a Queen.
That's the question master!
She points with laughter 'ah you bastard'
As he takes a drink.
Josh is up with categories,
Says 'characters from wayside stories'
Jake is weak, can barely speak,
and has to take a drink.
House rules say fives alive,
and everyone must take a dive.
The waterfall has doomed them all
cause everyone must drink.
All our friends are gathered round
In a circle on the ground
The game of kings is not that deep
Just have another drink
He draws an eight, eight is mate.
He points at Jen who gives a wink
cause they both have to drink.
Julie's up, she draws a seven,
everyone points up to heaven.
Much too fast, jake is last
He takes another drink.
Jenny's turn, she draws a three.
Three is me, that's easy.
But Jake her partner has to join her
for another drink.
Josh's turn, he draws an ace,
gets a crazed look on his face.
The rule is now 'all drinks double'
when you take a drink.
Jake is next, he draws a four.
Four means war against your neighbor.
He throws rock but Josh throws paper
so he takes a drink.
Six is dicks so all the men
take a swig but Julie's in.
Dont read too much Into it,
she just wants to drink.
Jenny looks around the stack,
slowly pulling out a Jack.
Sorry buddy, Jack is back,
They take another drink
All the cards under the tab,
until it cracks and Josh grabs it.
Chugs the whole thing, now he's captain
and controls who drinks.
Jake is up, he draws a two.
He looks around 'two means you'
But captain dickhead says 'nah uh, you'
and makes him take a drink.
Next one up, nine is rhyme.
Julie starts it off with orange .
Jenny sighs and tries syringe?
And has to take a drink.
What's this mean? Jen holds a Queen.
That's the question master!
She points with laughter 'ah you bastard'
As he takes a drink.
Josh is up with categories,
Says 'characters from wayside stories'
Jake is weak, can barely speak,
and has to take a drink.
House rules say fives alive,
and everyone must take a dive.
The waterfall has doomed them all
cause everyone must drink.
All our friends are gathered round
In a circle on the ground
The game of kings is not that deep
Just have another drink
Peanut butter honey banana sandwiches
