Box of Fears

[dukealien]

Box of Fears


(original version)

I’ve barely room
in my refrigerator
for all the food
I seldom eat
for fear of getting fat.

(slimmed-down version)

My fridge is nearly full
of food I seldom eat
for fear of getting fat.

[brynmawr1]

Box of Fears


(original version)

I’ve barely room
in my refrigerator
for all the food
I seldom eat
for fear of getting fat.

(slimmed-down version)

My fridge is nearly full
of food I seldom eat
for fear of getting fat.

Hi Duke,

Both versions have their charms.  Maybe a word other than "full", eg bulges or other word connotating fat.
bryn

[Mark A Becker]

HA!
Hey duke - you could add even more ‘f’s’ in the reduction:

fridge is stuffed full of food for me to forget for fear of f***ing fat.

Effing ‘f’s’ do have a way of growing on you…

Alliterate until we puke: we ain’t leavin til we’re heavin.

Thanks for the funniness of it,
Mark