Socialisms

[Tiger the Lion]

Socialisms

I gotta tell ya:

this whole don't drink till noon thing
is a joke.

I mean, I'm up at 5am
with a protein smoothie,
a bongful of green crack
an 8k run
and a little morning delight
all crushed by 8.


Now what?


Well, I'm a little sheepish
to tell you
but this morning I took
my 10am Caesar at 9:41.

You know me-

I am wired for compromise,
and quite agile at getting along
for the sake of getting along,

but if we can't all agree
on ten...

I'm taking a hardline
on nine.