Cladistics

[dukealien]

Cladistics


Which are most prized among
canvas bought distressed
and holey rolled with pumice
bleached and stained
threadbare, frayed

or diluted
thinned with spandex
airbrushed-on
imagination unrequired
discerning camel noses
marble bags, sausage rolls
hippy wobbles wending

or cut-offs
bearded with pulled threads
sheared off too high
and tight in back that bind
or loose as skirting all around

which of these are dominant
and recessive jeans?

[just mercedes]

Great title! And good question. My jeans have parrot chew holes all over rhem. I'm distressed.