NaPM April 26, 2017
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Rules: Write a poem for national poetry month on the topic or form described. Each poem should appear as a separate reply to this thread. The goal is to, at the end of the month have written 30 poems for National Poetry Month. 


Topic 26: Write a LIST poem.

Form : any

Line requirements: 8 lines or more

Questions?
The secret of poetry is cruelty.--Jon Anderson
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#2
Beale Street Mama
standin' in the rain
aggravatin' Papa
me and my gin

eavesdropper
thinking
there’ll be a hot time
Alexander’s rag time

see if I'll care
outside of that
ain’t nobody’s business
dirty no-gooder

keep it to yourself
my sweetie went away
oh Daddy
I've got what it takes

do your duty
you've got to give me some
I'm wild about that thing
baby won't you please come

put it right here
baby doll
mean old bedbug
squeeze me

St. Louis gal
Chicago bound
worn out Papa
yellow dog

young woman
bleeding hearted
whoa Tillie take your time
cake walking babies

blue spirit
at the Christmas ball
nobody knows you when you’re
rocking chair reckless

back water bo’weavil
muddy water safety
Gulf Coast hard time
careless love

don't cry baby
gimme a pigfoot
send me to the 'lectric chair
yodeling blues

my man, poor man
preachin’ the blues
lost your head
Sam Jones

empty bed
Mama's got the blues
graveyard dream
Devil's gonna get you

a good man is hard to find
I ain't got nobody
down hearted
cemetery blues



This is both a list poem and a found poem - each line is from the title of a song Bessie sang. Some lines have two titles.
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                            [Image: SpotCatWithSprouts.jpg]


                                937 – freshly extracted heart, still beating, held up for the moon to see
                                141 – sterling ring with black and white serpent inlay (a bit cracked)
                                418 – shoe boxes of silverfish-eaten letters
                                869 – T-shirt, still too small, from Playland Amusement Park
                                540 – grandfather clock whose name's on the bottom
                                577 – frogs... way too many frogs
                                826 – golden bowl, complete with child sacrifice
                                620 – vacuum-tube-computer circuit module
                                506 – the original plastic box
                                468 – on-stage photo of Spencer Tracy
                                636 – bat from hell complete with black thread suspension
                                127 – porcelain teapot filled with concrete
                                345 – "Lacan had better not!", you said
                                952 – small earthen car, still burning
                                442 – advertising photo of a binary star system
                                351 – ceramic duck, wrong color
                                684 – seashells from Cape Cod, circa early 90's
                                361 – dictionary with self-referential pressed flowers
                                210 – life-size turquoise Satan
                                918 – freshly minted strawberry milkshake
                                984 – your cantankerously expedited dialectic
                                611 – Tektronix 475 oscilloscope manual
                                970 – various rain gods, still wet
                                228 – picture of you, found under cat's bed
                                448 – one familiar unknown, one uncanny, two comic
                                451 – chimney swift's cheeping chicks chanted twenty times
                                845 – 33 1/3 RPM West Side Story with your initials
                                302 – peyote button, uneaten by silverfish
                                694 – pre-threaded gray cat finial
                                588 – wedding script from the director's cut
                                719 – my heart, inscribed by you



                                                                                                                a brightly colored fungus that grows in bark inclusions
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#4
Ray - I love this!
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#5
(04-26-2017, 04:47 PM)just mercedes Wrote:  Ray - I love this!

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#6
11/2     10 minutes late
11/3     15 minutes late verbal warning
11/8      customer complaint (overcharged)
11/9      5 minutes late
11/15    violate dress code (tennis shoes!) Write up
11/16    15 minutes late 2nd write up
11/20    customer complaint (rude??!) Verbal warning
11/23    no call no show holiday, terminated
Peanut butter honey banana sandwiches
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#7
Roommates

Coked-up woman whom my mother threw a Thanksgiving turkey at.

Coked-up woman’s son who pissed in the closet,
and played a Fisher-Price record player at two in the morning.

A dealer, a bartender, and their live-in girlfriends—who didn’t pay rent—but still
sat in the sunken living room and took hits on the bong like they lived there.

The woman who spilled the bong on me ruining my green corduroys when I was seven.

The teenage girl who got in my bed because she was cold,
and then pointed a butcher knife at my eye while I was trying to sleep.

The baby my mother almost adopted.

The crank addict that had loud sex in my room.

The heroin addict that didn’t wear underwear.

The dominatrix that wouldn’t throw away used sanitary napkins.

The man with many girlfriends who hid from commitment in the garage.

The gay playwright who introduced me to writing poetry.

The stalked ex who was fleeing from an abusive boyfriend.

The girl with the dragon tattoo 
on her face (that actually looked like a chicken).

The woman who straddled me and then threw up.
The secret of poetry is cruelty.--Jon Anderson
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#8
How many swear words do you know?

Mum and dad were out for a meal,
the four children sat around
the kitchen table, the tape recorder
in the middle, they each took a turn.

Fuck
Piss
Shit
Arse hole
Wanker

Scrapping the barrel and descending into laughter with a final
Gorillas Goolies.

Irene and Harry had come round for drinks
I was sitting quiet hoping
to stay up past my bed time.
Oh, said my dad, you must have a listen to this
I got hold of a country and western compilation
from work, Its got all the greats.

Jolene
The Gambler
Always on my mind
Crazy
Walk the line
Ill never get out of this world alive
These boots are made for walking
Here have a listen

Fuck
Piss
Shit
Arse hole
Wanker

And I still couldn't stop myself Laughing at
Gorillas Goolies.

If your undies fer you've been smoking through em, don't peg em out
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#9
Good stuff, Ray. I like the combination of sentimental, fantastical, and practical items. The mix helps combat boredom. 

Very well done.
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#10
Still in the Closet

Three-oh-eight, seven-sixty-two ex fifty-one
    German NATO ball two boxes
    US ditto
    Portuguese ditto sealed battle pack
    PMP 150-grain soft point
    Sellier&Bellot 150-grain shouldered soft point
nine-millimeter Parabellum
    Blazer 115-grain full metal jacket
    Remington 124-grain ditto
    American Eagle ditto
forty-five ACP
    Taurus 185-grain “pure copper” hollow point
    Winchester 185-grain Silvertip hollow point
    PMC 230-grain jacketed hollow point
    Sellier&Bellot 230-grain full metal jacket
    Winchester ditto
    Remington ditto
    Blazer Brass ditto two boxes
    American Eagle ditto.
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#11
CHIEF MOUSER
 
Cabinet Office
 
Unofficial:
Treasury Bill,
Peter,
Munich Mouser,
Nelson,
Peter,
Peter II,
Peter III,
Peta,
Wilberforce,
 
Official:
 Humphrey,
Sybil,
Larry (sacked),
Freya,
Larry (reinstated)
 
Treasury
Gladstone
 
Foreign Office
Palmerstone (on bad terms with Larry)
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#12
Anniversary List
  • clear leaves
  • box clothes
  • find home for molly
  • cancel my appointments
  • rake leaves, mow grass
  • drop plants at mary’s
  • send jen deposit key
  • compile acct. details
  • pick up gun
  • empty fridge
  • file will
  • recycles cans
  • get stationary
  • change executor
  • intern ashes
  • send michael keys
  • leave instructions
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#13
@Ray.....Top drawer
@Franklin's.....nicely done, I never thought lists could be sad

If your undies fer you've been smoking through em, don't peg em out
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#14
(04-27-2017, 02:50 PM)FranklinsMan Wrote:  Anniversary List
  • clear leaves
  • box clothes
  • find home for molly
  • cancel my appointments
  • rake leaves, mow grass
  • drop plants at mary’s
  • send jen deposit key
  • compile acct. details
  • pick up gun
  • empty fridge
  • file will
  • recycles cans
  • get stationary
  • change executor
  • intern ashes
  • send michael keys
  • leave instructions

At first I thought this was sad, then I decided it's sinister. Great list.
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#15
I Woke Up

I hit snooze.
I woke up again.
I sat down in the wake up chair.
I flushed.
I brushed.
I dressed.
I made coffee.
I drank coffee.
I drank more coffee.
I made more coffee.
I drank more coffee.
I, appropriately drugged, went into the day.
Thanks to this Forum
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#16
memorable vehicles


Before power steering
a baby blue
dodge swinger
my grandfather owned
rubber bumpers in the front
looked cool
the i
was dotted with a daisy

$750 bought a four-door
brown Impala
with a 350 engine
once owned
by a grandmother
who never did over 35
paid a guy a six-pack
for fixing the fuel pump
lost a tiger-eye ring
in the front seat

ugly dull
blue mustang
lasted 4 or 5 months
when I walked everywhere
so it didn't matter, anyways

black falcon beauty
brother wrapped good enough
around my Australian neighbor's tree

high-tech aerostar
my three year old
found a filet knife
from a fishing trip
hidden near his car seat
stabbed 5 good slashes
in the new two-tone upholstery

his bouquet of birthday balloons
were stabbed to death
with the same knife
that day
as a lesson
by an angry man
who didn't scream
like me
checking fingers and toes
wondering who would do
such a stupid thing
there's always a better reason to love
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#17
My Town


Anywhere you go, you see someone you know.
Everybody's somebody's third cousin, 4 times removed.


Everybody knows something about everyone, but not much. Lengthy conversations
occur any time of day on any number of speculative topics.


Barns are bigger than houses, and more important.

No one expects cell coverage. There's not much use for it –
little takes precedence over getting the field sewn on a sunny day
or the sweet potatoes promptly dug up the day after first frost.
When people have time to talk, they go to church.


Parents drag catatonic teenagers to church and plop them in the back pews to sulk.
It's to keep them away from alcohol and girls for an extra 2 hours a week,
but mostly because they don't want to be the only parents in town
whose kids are too far from the flock to show up.
That's like wearing a sign that says, “I had one job to do and I failed.”


Church is the social event of the week. They lay hands, compare corn heights,
amen, shake heads about Detroit sports, clap on 2 and 4,
and commit gluttony at the basement potluck.


College sports is the new politics.
U of M or Michigan State – pick your side and prepare. There is no Switzerland.


The summer's most popular tan is the farmer's tan, covering the forearm and half
of the upper arm (a variation is the trucker's tan which is only on the left arm).
The corn-detassler's tan: the whole arm burned
from wearing tee shirts with the arms cut out.
The haybaler's tan is full torso burn.
The pastor's daughter's tan is a golden brown
from afternoon hours of baking on the family trampoline in the stringiest bikini
you can get away with in a Baptist town.


All the men are outdoors men.
Every season selects its own unfortunate animal.
Girls should be into hunting and sports, but not that good at it.


Hairstyles haven't changed in 20 years.
Very little changes.
Yet there's frequent talk about the way things used to be,
synonymous with the way things should be.


The land is flat and the roads are perfectly mapped –
the fields look like tiles from the air.


No one's different. If you want to be different, choose a coast
and don't return until you're ready to finally come back home.
These are the prodigal children of the Midwest –
the ones who couldn't quite make it
as a good ol' country girl, a good ol' country boy,


the ones drowning in the silos
or following the path between the corn stalks
like a yellow brick road.


(04-28-2017, 11:27 AM)nibbed Wrote:  memorable vehicles

This was really good, nibbed. Especially the last stanza. Great detail and focus. Thumbsup
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#18
Last Touched Things

thermos
coffee cup
casting rod
trolling motor
tackle box
rapala-blue
casting rod
trolling motor
handkerchief
casting rod
trolling motor
casting rod
12lb Triline
net handle
casting rod
trolling motor
net handle
gunwale
net handle
gunwale
head
anchor rope
water
anchor rope
water
water
walls of a tunnel
a white door
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#19
(04-29-2017, 04:12 AM)Teagan Wrote:  Last Touched Things

thermos
coffee cup
casting rod
trolling motor
tackle box
rapala-blue
...

Now that was beautiful!  Thought I saw where it was going...but not all the way.
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#20
The Same Old Joke


Oh, this again? You never listen --

you're tone deaf. You're like a poem:

you shave away all the bits of yourself

you deem problematic, afraid to confront,

without your precious facsimile, reality,

and you think repetition

means the existence of leitmotifs, rather than your own

inescapable failure. How could you always be

so hungry? How could you continue to rhapsodize

about fantasies you've long since twisted

with your fatal dance? How could you still think

you're like Dante, like Goethe? You're no Gesamtkunstwerk --

you're not even Opera buffa. I hope a piano falls on you.
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