presidential or presidential race limericks. For or against. Just reply in rhyme.
#1
First draft reworked and renamed
Based on Don Q and CRNDLSM   (I'm assuming this rhymes with rename)
If you want to contribute 
then type in the window 
You can mock or applaud just the same. 

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He's told of his exploits in China. 
And of course he grabs women's vaginas.
whether married or single
that's just how he mingles
In hotels and on big jet liners.  
 
An old redneck with goatee and leathers.
Angry that his life wasn't better, 
with Trump's own permission

he set about some ass kickin
but in court he showed better behavior.           

 
A picket sign, a dead baby on her shirt. 
We were great when all women wore skirts.
She'd bake apple pies .
watch soaps with a sigh.
and her husband drove a Buick to work.
 
Make America great again! bumper sticker sneers
Tied to the hood of the truck a dead deer.
Punch the clock, dodge the foreman
complain "Why don't I have more man?"
Once at home, a lazy boy and a beer.
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#2
There once was a poetry forum
Where all behaved with decorum
Till a bad president
made them all circumvent
editing as they rushed to abhor him.
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#3
To me, it's a bit of a nuis-
ance reading a limerick too loose.
Without rhyme or meter,
my interest will peter,
I forgot to add 'make America great again', whoops!
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#4
My first post for sure ain't a limerick.
but, I think,  I'm not as thick as a brick
If I spew vitriol
Won't be habitual.
It'll just be restrained to this shtick.

I've upset all of my Facebook friends.
From the left and the right to no end.
Some asked me to stop
and friend status oft dropped.
Now I'm left with no one to offend

It wasn't all that well thought out  
Limerick's not what my first draft's about.
But, if people far better
with rhymes, words and letters
chipped in it'd be something to tout.

So offensive were the presidents words
they cut decent ears like a sword.
but if made into jest
they will spring from ones chest
and diminish polite language to turds.

Take the first verse and consider
the wording that doesn't quite fit here.
If I change the first line
then rhyme it three times.
It might make your reception less bitter.
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#5
Almost nailed it

http://www.pigpenpoetry.com/thread-19402.html
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#6
(02-21-2017, 07:50 AM)CRNDLSM Wrote:  Almost nailed it

http://www.pigpenpoetry.com/thread-19402.html


No rhyme
Dead link. 
Sad
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#7
Impressed by your revision,
I rushed my own addition.
Try it again,
it works on my end,
the links just pronunciation....
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#8
(02-21-2017, 10:56 PM)CRNDLSM Wrote:  Impressed by your revision,
I rushed my own addition.
Try it again,
it works on my end,
the links just pronunciation....

There once was a MOD on a mission
He provided sample compositions 
But the link that led there
Lead to nowhere
It Still says "You do not have permission"
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#9
CanOfWorms had his head in a spin
As his clicking was causing chagrin
But the link blue and bright
leads to part of the site
called 'the arse' and you have to opt-in
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