Forgetaboutit

[CRNDLSM]

Hey, can you hand me a towel?
It was just a little accident.
Don't worry! It's water; it won't stain -
You're right, it's carpet. I'll absorb it anyway...

We're so drunk!
Took off his clothes and took a dunk -
They haven't cleaned the pool,
he's gonna get the flu!
God, he's so dumb!

The guys are upstairs playing Halo -
Is that the one where they shoot the aliens?
I'm not sure, but I am starving.
Let's go to the kitchen and make a sandwich...

We're so drunk!
Took off her clothes and sunk in the tub -
She messed herself,
and we're taking turns
just checking up!
(Everything all right in there?)

Life of the party just did a nasty
in my front yard for my folks to see,
but I'm still dizzy.  I step, it gets in my toes,
but with my hose, we get it clean!
(Garden hose)

We're so drunk!
Took off their clothes and making love -
They just met,
it isn't their bed,
but hey, they're still young!

One guy is gay another's a  *hiccup
With the help of their hate, turn my lampshades to *hiccup
the whole night, only one fight...
and we never kill the mu- *belch

Getting drunk a little bit
I think I need to sit
Forgetaboutit