You Sir,

[Weeded]

Are a douche-stick-
up your ass-
prick of a man.
You smell like shit
like shit smell,
your shit smells like Hell.
If I gave Satan a task
it'd be to unpick
a great fat wedgie.

[ellajam]

Ha, I could put a name on it.

[Achebe]

Tsk tsk Weeded, you have no sense of humour, like everyone else on this forum.
Now please crit my poem:

Go travel Europe
And see the pope
If you give him some dope
He'll probably say "nope".
Ozone is an allotrope
Of oxygen you can't cope
With, but one can hope -
Or just don't do anything, who cares!

I showed this poem to my neighbours in the morgue and they were speechless with wonder

[Weeded]

My poem was not meant to make you laugh it was meant to make you crack a grin, and being that humor is subjective I think I'm funny as hell and that's all that matters anyway so why would you try to tell me my funny poem isnt funny, learn how to crit Achebe jeez.

Btw, I'm currently writing a series that will be published, so I'm important and my works are amazingly flawless. Be jealous.

[milo]

I will be eagerly scanning the restroom walls . . .

[billy]

your shit also smells of shit

[Weeded]

Shit tends to work that way