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[rayheinrich]

        An alien fresh from Uranus,
        Had proclivities some might call heinous;
        He fancied a fuck,
        But then he got stuck:
        We had ears where he thought we had anus.

[Leanne]

There must be a short in your neurals --
you're fucking up all of your plurals.
I'm in quite a state,
the pain is so great
I can't read without epidurals.

[Magpie]

        An alien fresh from Uranus,
        Had proclivities some might call heinous;
        He fancied a fuck,
        But then he got stuck:
        We had ears where he thought we had anus.

There must be a short in your neurals --
you're fucking up all of your plurals.
I'm quite a state,
the pain is so great
I can't read without epidurals.

Ah yes, I remember this from the Queen's Christmas Day speech. I had a funny feeling that you two were the original authors.
Here is Queeny herself reading the aforementioned dialogue.



Off with my head... 

[Emz]

        An alien fresh from Uranus,
        Had proclivities some might call heinous;
        He fancied a fuck,
        But then he got stuck:
        We had ears where he thought we had anus.

There must be a short in your neurals --
you're fucking up all of your plurals.
I'm quite a state,
the pain is so great
I can't read without epidurals.

Ah yes, I remember this from the Queen's Christmas Day speech. I had a funny feeling that you two were the original authors.
Here is Queeny herself reading the aforementioned dialogue.



Off with my head... 

OMG You people are too funny

[Leanne]

Ah yes, I remember this from the Queen's Christmas Day speech. I had a funny feeling that you two were the original authors.
Here is Queeny herself reading the aforementioned dialogue.
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Off with my head... 

Seek help, Mark. Her Maj will hunt you down and history has shown she can be relentless.

Nice to see you back. Beware the paparazzi.

[Pyrra]

An alien fresh from Venus
got horny as soon as she's seen us.
Leaving trail of death
for taking their breath.
They had noses where she thought they'd had penis.

[Leanne]

Now see what these posts have begun?
These aliens shagging for fun
With bodily parts;
All pan-stellar tarts
Hang out in that base 51

[Emz]

There once was an alien Sam,
unsure if it was lady or man:
pierced all the things,
prick, clit, and nipple rings
and it wanted to join a boy-band.

[rayheinrich]

For the sake of historical continuance I copied these from an old thread ( http://www.pigpenpoetry.com/thread-13809.html ):


        I befriended a creature from Venus,
        Who resembled a hundred-foot penis;
        To arouse shock and awe
        I eject from its maw
        Ninety million on YouTube have seen us.


Some by other members from that thread:

By?:
I would hate to be hung just like this
'Cuz some things would be rather amiss
I would need a blood donor
To get a good boner
And forty-five minutes to piss

By Brownlie:
Come gather around to my flute
And dance to my clarion’s toot
My flatulence blows
Away all the schmoes
That lick on the sole of my boot

By?
Some say it's a matter of pride
If the penis is lengthy and wide
I may not hit bottom
But skills? Yeah, I got 'em
I'll bang the hell out of the sides

By Brownlie:
While bellowing fatherly dew
The cock of my hat is askew
I christen the grass
With verse out my ass
In litanies longer than you.