Just Adorable by William Marsland. (swearing)

[billy]

(expletive in poem)


Aw …
look at all the happy kids
enjoying their Big Mac party
don't they look sweet?

shit...
who said food fight?
no!
not the chocolate shake …

Eewwwwwwwwww …
that was a good shot, Johnny!
look at Emily’s hair
so much for pretty tresses …

Paula!
pull those knickers up now!
what's that Michael?
you think you followed through?
take him to the toilet mum
it's running down his leg

my god, not at the waitress!
no, I assure you
none of them are mine love
well, maybe that one
with the straw stuck up her nose
yes Kassy, I know
it's a snorkel

I thought you didn’t like ketchup!
you don't?
then why
is it running out of your nose … ?

Damien!
that isn’t what doughnuts are used for …
right ... who threw that jelly?

do you have to swear?
they’re only having fun
sorry
didn’t realize they stole your apple pie

oh, yes
I agree
that will take some washing out …

ok kids time to go
say bye-bye to the nice ladies who served you

no, Johnny!!!!!!!!

I cannot believe you said that
"Fuck off"
is not the same as bye-bye

[Bianca Alabaster]

hysterical!!!!! thanks.

[billy]

my eldest, kassy really was a handful when we took her out to eat

[kath3]

The words were unravelling perfect images as I read through.
Toooooooo funny!

[billy]

thanks for the kind words kath