< ebola >

[rayheinrich]

                                       


ok, here's the real poem:

                                       

gotcha again




Well, enough fun, global pandemics are serious business,  especially when they start killing rich people.

< ebola >

[billy]

if nothing else it got a laugh from me and that's a good thing isn't it.

[rayheinrich]

if nothing else it got a laugh from me and that's a good thing isn't it.

Laughing about the suffering of humanity is always a good thing.
Though it's best not to do it in the same room; or, if that can't
be prevented, try not to share bodily fluids.

As sincere as always,
Ray

P.S. Thank you for taking the time to comment on yet another of my works of genius.

[maximumjake]

all hail hypnotoad

have ebola on my dick

pain is red, makes me sick
she came to me and chirped a sound
open to game, my pass in bounds
invited her into my home
baked her up a perfect scone
scone that has its holes ascend
to her mouth, later rear end
I promise I did wrap it up
as it turns out, it mattered not
for appears a small pink dot
weeks later, a blister spot

contacting her was futile business
cowardice neglect was our mistress 
now I am left with 5 day fear
limbo now until I hear
call good doctors mean to give
herpes or syphilis is what it is

[maximumjake]

hope the antibiotics work, RayH

[rayheinrich]

all hail hypnotoad

have ebola on my dick

pain is red, makes me sick
she came to me and chirped a sound
open to game, my pass in bounds
invited her into my home
baked her up a perfect scone
scone that has its holes ascend
to her mouth, later rear end
I promise I did wrap it up
as it turns out, it mattered not
for appears a small pink dot
weeks later, a blister spot

contacting her was futile business
cowardice neglect was our mistress 
now I am left with 5 day fear
limbo now until I hear
call good doctors mean to give
herpes or syphilis is what it is

This is CURSEDLY EXECRABLE* SHIT!!!
(That I happen to like its inexplicable yeastiness is beside the point.)


*Which, when you think about it, is better than constipation.

[rayheinrich]

hope the antibiotics work, RayH

BIZARRE COINCIDENCE OF THE DAY:
One of my cats bit me today and I had to go to the doc and get
some Amoxicillin (an antibiotic to you non-cat-owners), two a day for twelve days.  

I'm guessing the fucking asteroids are next.

Thank you for taking the trouble to comment on my humble work
and leave a bit of yours behind as well.

As sincerely as ever,
Ray

[maximumjake]

hope the antibiotics work, RayH

BIZARRE COINCIDENCE OF THE DAY:
One of my cats bit me today and I had to go to the doc and get
some Amoxicillin (an antibiotic to you non-cat-owners), two a day for twelve days.  

I'm guessing the fucking asteroids are next.

Thank you for taking the trouble to comment on my humble work
and leave a bit of yours behind as well.

As sincerely as ever,
Ray

thank you, sir.

but I would've preferred "nice symbolism"

[cjchaffin]

goddamn it. i clicked. why why why.

[Erthona]

Ray, you're such a toad.

"Ebolas", aren't those the balls on a cord that  gauchos use to bring cattle down? Asteroids fuck, no wonder there's so many of them.

dale

[bena]

snickers at dale.
bolas are said balls. ebolas, I guess would be the internet version.
Then there's bolos---think that has to do with hacking of another sort!

Don't worry, ceej, hypnotoad had the same effect on me.

[maximumjake]

I'm glad.

Might be the syph talking.

[Erthona]

Hack, hack,
another fur ball!

dale

[ellajam]

hope the antibiotics work, RayH

BIZARRE COINCIDENCE OF THE DAY:
One of my cats bit me today and I had to go to the doc and get
some Amoxicillin (an antibiotic to you non-cat-owners), two a day for twelve days.  

I'm guessing the fucking asteroids are next.

Thank you for taking the trouble to comment on my humble work
and leave a bit of yours behind as well.

As sincerely as ever,
Ray

My cats just got an expensive (though not so much more that past RXs) but worth it antibiotic shot that lasts 10-14 days.

My sister: Why don't they have that for humans?

[cjchaffin]

i took my cat to the vet once and my sister came with. i asked the doc if they could put my sister down while they were treating my cat.

the vet laughed. my sister didn't.

[rayheinrich]

Bolo de casamento:

(no, not billy, or, maybe, no, not, no weed)

Appreciate all your creative endeavors.
Cats are tools of the devil (no, wait, it's versa vise).

[billy]

baby cake, nom nom

[maximumjake]

I'll take the cerebellum.

Would anyone like a slice of brain stem?

[Heartafire]

I'll take the cerebellum.

Would anyone like a slice of brain stem?

Ya'll (that's what I like about the south) are frickin' sick, that's what I love about you.

[maximumjake]

I'll take the cerebellum.

Would anyone like a slice of brain stem?

Ya'll (that's what I like about the south) are frickin' sick, that's what I love about you.

thanks!