The Prick

[newsclippings]

Often, sex is
uncomfortable
when gassy.

[Leanne]

Often, gas is
uncomfortably sexy

[newsclippings]

Seldom is comfort
gassy or sexy.

[Brownlie]

The instruments for sex and gas can both be compared to wind instruments.

[tectak]

The instruments for sex and gas can both be compared to wind instruments.

Blow me....I think he's got it.

There once was a fat girl from Bath,
who discharged green gas from her arse.
One night she got drunk
as a provrb'yal skunk
and farted Chartreuse, clever lass.

Hey, News, that's not you, surely.
Best both,
Tectak

[Erthona]

Instrument type Sexophone. Category: Wind instrument

Sub-types

The soprano sexophone: can hit the high notes (and the occasional wise guy) but has no balls.
The anal sexophone: puts out small toots, and on occasion a full measure of asso profundo.
The barely sexophone: needs copious amounts of Viagra to play at all.
The bass sexophone: goes in deep and hits the low notes, that makes one quiver like a bowl for of liver.

Dale

[Tiger the Lion]

Though not a woodwind,
the trom-bone has the brass,
to flatulate
extended or not.