04-30-2014, 12:51 PM
< Ode to an Oak Tree >
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Separate prose statement*:
Q. To begin with, could you describe this work?
A. This ode is similar in structure and content to Keats' "Ode to a Nightingale" except
that it's an ode to an oak tree that is 42 meters to the left of Craig-Martin's oak tree.
This oak tree takes the form of a pitcher of cherry Kool-Aid and this ode takes the
form of an image of a pitcher of cherry Kool-Aid" (hereafter know as "Kool-Image").
Q. Do you mean that a Kool-Image is a symbol that stands for "Ode to an Oak Tree"?
A. No. It's not a symbol. I've changed the content of Kool-Image into that of "Ode to an Oak Tree".
Q. It looks like a Kool-Image.
A. Of course it does. I didn't change its appearance. But it's not a Kool-Image, it's "Ode to an Oak Tree".
Q. Can you prove what you've claimed to have done?
A. Well, yes and no. I claim to have maintained the visual form of the Kool-Image and,
as you can see, I have. However, as one normally looks for evidence of change
in terms of an altered form, no such proof exists.
Q. Haven't you simply called this Kool-Image: "Ode to an Oak Tree"?
A. Absolutely not. It is not a Kool-Image anymore. I have changed its actual content.
It would no longer be accurate to call it a Kool-Image. One could call it anything one
wished but that would not alter the fact that it is "Ode to an Oak Tree".
Q. Isn't this just a case of the emperor's new clothes?
A. No. With the emperor's new clothes people claimed to see something that wasn't there
because they felt they should. I would be very surprised if anyone told me they saw "Ode to an Oak Tree".
Q. When precisely did the Kool-Image become "Ode to an Oak Tree"?
A. When I photographed the drawing.
Q. Does this happen every time you photograph a drawing?
A. No, of course not. Only when I intend to change it into "Ode to an Oak Tree".
Q. Do you consider that changing the Kool-Image into "Ode to an Oak Tree" constitutes an art work?
A. Yes.
Q. What precisely is the art work? The Kool-Image?
A. There is no Kool-Image anymore.
Q. But "Ode to an Oak Tree" only exists in the mind.
A. No. The actual "Ode to an Oak Tree" is present in the form of the Kool-Image.
Q. Did the particular "Ode to an Oak Tree" exist somewhere else before it took the form of a Kool-Image?
A. No. This particular "Ode to an Oak Tree" did not exist previously. I should also point out
that it does not and will not ever have any other form than that of a Kool-Image.
Q. How long will it continue to be an "Ode to an Oak Tree"?
A. Until I change it.
Notes:
Conceptual art has been around for a long time; it's called "literature".
I actually like Craig-Martin's "An Oak Tree", to the extent that it's a parody
of blind faith. You can never have enough parodies of blind faith. And lucky
for him since the first one was a cave painting in East Africa (anthropology's
current favorite origin of humans) and they've been coming hard and fast
ever since.
*"Separate prose statement" was mostly stolen from Craig-Martin
Landover Baptist Church
Kool-Image: photograph of an illustration of a pitcher of cherry Kool-Aid
Free-Ranging Allowed, Creative Responses Encouraged
a brightly colored fungus that grows in bark inclusions



