Maid in Australia

[Leanne]

Smothered in Vegemite spread
I am a sandwich for two
Dinkum from toenail to head

Here in your rusty tin shed
Lay me in hay for a screw
Smothered in Vegemite spread

Prove you’re a real thoroughbred
Drown me in dodgy home brew
Dinkum from toenail to head

If I don’t tickle you red
Dream I’m a small kangaroo
Smothered in Vegemite spread

Down in the dusty creek bed
Crickets are crooning “True Blue”
Dinkum from toenail to head

In the spring, when we are wed
I’ll bring my mum to bed too
Smothered in Vegemite spread
Dinkum from toenail to head

[Mopkins]

nice villanelle Leanne - funny and bawdy - just how I like it. good job! Marianne

[Leanne]

Cheers Marianne... I wrote this years ago for my mail-order Scottish bride... he nearly shit himself

[tectak]

Cheers Marianne... I wrote this years ago for my mail-order Scottish bride... he nearly shit himself

Maid in Australia? There can be only one.
Hmmm.
tectak