Limerick Thread

[NobodyNothing]

I couldn't find one (if there is one, my apologies). I was advised to write limericks for practice. I kind of sort of knew what a limerick was, then I Googled to find out more precisely what they were. Thought I'd give it my first whirl, and leave a thread behind for people to drop their's in if they so wished.

There once was a subbie named Sue
Who knew it was all about you,
She served at your leisure
And took all her pleasure
In the mess of your dream come true.

[milo]

We've had quite a few as limericks draw poets like day old fish draws cats. The Most recent I remember was here:
http://www.pigpenpoetry.com/showthread.php?tid=10817&highlight=limericks

I don't know if you have access to the pigs arse yet but they can't all be in the arse can they?

[NobodyNothing]

We've had quite a few as limericks draw poets like day old fish draws cats. The Most recent I remember was here:
http://www.pigpenpoetry.com/showthread.php?tid=10817&highlight=limericks

I don't know if you have access to the pigs arse yet but they can't all be in the arse can they?

lol Nicely done.

I don't know either. It's probably the only place I didn't look if I did have access.

PS> No, I just tried the link and don't have access yet. Who do I have to go down on for such a thing?

[shemthepenman]

One of the few limericks I have actually written down for a girl (the titular Ilene); I read it to her once and she laughed and called me a soppy cunt... I love it when a plan comes together

There once was a girl called Ilene

There once was a girl called Ilene
Her eyes were as bright as a dream
She looked so divine
When she'd had too much wine
But she swore like a fucking marine

[ChristopherSea]

My kind of girl that Ilene. She reminds me of Louise:


Louise

/(_i_)\

There once was this vixen named Louise.

She was voted the neighborhood tease.

Her short skirt drew faces

when bent tying laces,

but we knew her intent was to please.