Shrinking penis
#1
Bollocks said the ornery alligator,
having had his teeth cleaned out
by two birds at once,
who prints this shit anyway?
they can suck my medulla
oblon fucking gata.

If your undies fer you've been smoking through em, don't peg em out
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#2
Sorry, I don't get it.

Dale
How long after picking up the brush, the first masterpiece?

The goal is not to obfuscate that which is clear, but make clear that which isn't.
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#3
I mean I guess it kiiiiiiiiiinda looks like a penis.
I'll be there in a minute.
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#4
And there was me thinking it was heading for the joke, when I was young I had seven inches and a wrinkle but now I am old...
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#5
and you have seven wrinkles and an inch Blush
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#6
(03-14-2014, 07:52 AM)Erthona Wrote:  Sorry, I don't get it.

Dale

neither do I, whats to get, I was reading about american alligators and their shrinking penises and thought about water boy.


*takes time to ponder*

Yes OK it sucks

(03-14-2014, 07:59 AM)newsclippings Wrote:  I mean I guess it kiiiiiiiiiinda looks like a penis.

does it ? shit I have a problem.

(03-14-2014, 08:27 AM)jeremyyoung Wrote:  And there was me thinking it was heading for the joke, when I was young I had seven inches and a wrinkle but now I am old...

Damn I wish I had wrote that....instead....but hark is that a punch line I hear Billy ?

(03-14-2014, 09:03 AM)billy Wrote:  and you have seven wrinkles and an inch Blush

rum tiddly um pum, bum bum

If your undies fer you've been smoking through em, don't peg em out
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#7
Ha ha Keith. You have some double entendre in that 'medulla suck' as it is more than likely smaller than their penis. The mass of an adult brain is <10 grams. It is mostly reflex and instinct under that cranium.
My new watercolor: 'Nightmare After Christmas'/Chris
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