mary

[billy]

had a little lamb
she also had a pig
and every time the porker shat
she'd light herself a cig.

feel free to add verse or follow.

[ChristopherSea]

Mary purchased a Steely Dan
to keep her satisfied,
but then along came Farmer Stan
to woo her. (He did try)

Mary kept Dan under her bed
and gave Stan her best lay,
but Stan lacked equal stamina
to Dan’s three double-A’s

[billy]

where the hell is dan she cried
he knickers all a flutter
than bastard stan has run away
and i'm in need of butter

[tigrflye]

Mary had offended Stan.
she said he was a bore
so Stan drove into town that night
to buy himself a whore.


Fun game
-Jenn

[cidermaid]

Mary rather liked the whore
and as Stan was a bore,
Dan was sent back into town
to find a couple more.

The whores had dainty appetites--
spurning farm fresh butter,
"It has to be homogenised
to release our knicker shutters".